(humor) How to get along with doctors
That joke was just too stupid, so I will try again:
How to get along with health caregivers~
DO NOT EXPECT HEALTH CAREGIVER'S TO SHARE YOUR SUFFERING. It might cause him to lose objectivity.
BE CHEERFUL NO MATTER WHAT. They don't need to feel burdened.
DO NOT LET THEM KNOW YOU ARE SUFFERING. They need you to protect their reputation.
IF THE TREATMENT FAILS DO NOT COMPLAIN. The insight achieved by your illness transcends any loss or inconvenience you may experience.
SUBMIT YOURSELF TO EXPERIMENTATION. Any resulting research will surely be of interest.
ALWAYS PAY YOUR MEDICAL BILLS IN A TIMELY MANNER. It is a privilege to support their retirement plans.
DO NOT GET AN ILLNESS THAT YOU CANNOT PAY FOR. It is sheer arrogance to get an illness beyond your means.
NEVER REVEAL ANY SHORTCOMINGS OF YOUR HEALTH CAREGIVERS. You have a sacred duty to protect them from exposure.
NEVER DIE WHILE IN A HEALTH CAREGIVER'S PRESENCE OR WHILE UNDER THEIR CARE. This will only cause them needless inconvenience and embarrassment.
Follow this advice and you can be sure that you will never have a problem with anyone in the medical field.
Don't take it so seriously. It is just a little humor.
Last edited by friendlione; 02-04-2010 at 11:05 PM.
Reason: changed jokes