Re: question about wifes comments on "size"
Man that's terrible! She's your wife!
I'd have been all "and I wish you were tighter", lol. (No, not really.)
You gotta talk to her about this face to face. She married you, so obviously it wasn't a deal breaker, but now you have to talk about making sure she lets it go, because complaining about it isn't going to change its size. And make sure she's satisfied other ways, because it isn't all about the penis.