omg, I am like, totally like never like leaving the house, like, ever! like!
Oh, like, my ****, I have like, one zit, like the size of the dot in this letter : "i" and I like, totally want to like, kill myself! I just don't know what to do, should I get like, laser surgury?
I am so never ever leaving the house ever, the rest of my face is like totally like perfect, why did this have to happen to me, I think the universe like hates me!
*cries*
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Like oh my gosh, the universe like totally does hate you! Yes you should go out right now and get like, dermabrasion or something!!! MAYBE EVEN A WHOLE NEW FACE *gasp*!!!
Please... give me a break. Or at least talk like an intelligent human.
*giggles* Sorry, couldn't help it. I actually have severe acne (well, more like acne scarring now, I have a few cysts left, but the Accutane really helped)
Just had to vent after I read a few too many fluff posts.
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