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Old 05-17-2012, 07:48 AM   #1
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Smile Something Light.

I know addiction is not usually a source of humor but I heard this at an AA meeting the other night and thought I would share. Some one said " I have an allergy to drugs and alcohol, when I use them I break out in handcuffs.". I thought it was pretty funny and true to my own situation. Have a good day.

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Re: Something Light.

hehehe...that's a good one.


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Thumbs up Re: Something Light.

I like this too!

Old 06-02-2012, 02:59 AM   #4
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Re: Something Light.

thanks! i needed a laugh this early in the morning!!!!

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