Looking for some Humoruos Help! - Aging Issues Message Board

4everYoung · 03-07-2003, 03:38 PM

OK- A relative of mine is turning 50. I need all the clever ideas and practical jokes you've got. He's the type of guy who busts your chops every day of your life, so we wanna get him real good. Please Help!

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03-08-2003, 10:54 PM

Look under the post "help me turn 50" and you'll see some games I had posted. Get him black roses. A bunch of "old fart"stuff.

Wild in Vermont · 03-09-2003, 02:00 PM

4 Ever Young........gads when I hit fifty seveal years ago friends gave me a party. I receive: Preperation H, a whoopie cushion, a rocking chari with a shawl, ora fix a jar with fake dentures, a hot water bottle. You could also give him a jar of jelly beans and make a label for Vigra!!!!!!!! Take when needed!!!!!!
How about a blow up manikin doll. I don't know what you call them. There has to be other funny things you can send this macho dude. donna

tessatessa · 03-14-2003, 06:51 PM

On the Cosby show today (rerun of course) Bill turned 50 and his kids gave him a little slide show showing all the things that were older than he was like FIRE, the WHEEL, DIRT and so on. It was cute!

camden · 03-24-2003, 09:30 PM

When I was a kid I remember the neighbourhood gang having a surprise birthday party for one of their friends, only it was a funeral service, complete with a casket, roses and "mourners" dressed in black.
A couple of years ago my sister gave my dad a sympathy card for his birthday. It was hilarious "you are in our thoughts in your greatest moment of grief".