mudhound
06-04-2005, 08:01 AM
The pig people story: :eek:
It was about 8-9 weeks ago now and we all went to bed. Just like any other night. Lisa (Wife) had taken ambin to help her sleep. Well, around 12:30PM she gets up to use the bathroom or get something to drink. It’s a terrible idea to do this while on this med.
Well, she goes into the kitchen and sees Pig People. Apparently they are helping them selves to the doughnuts that are on the kitchen table. The wife proceeds to wake our son (Lynn) and me too. I lie in bed and think what in the world is going on.
Lynn comes from the down stairs and talks with his mother. He could tale that she was seeing things. He tries to get her to go to bed. Fat chance. She starts going on about him getting his share of the doughnuts before the Pig People eat all of them. :eek:
About this time I struggle to get out of bed. I go into the kitchen and she allows that the Pig People are just right over there. Furthermore, they want our doughnuts. Her face and voice was so serious. I prayed not to laugh.
So I took her into my arms and whispered “I’ll make sure the Pig People do not get your doughnuts honey”. That was enough to get her back to bed. Boy did we chuckle the next day. We still get a laugh or two when we mention the Pig People. :)
Bottom line, she had taken a little too much ambin that night and cut her dose. So far the Pig People have not returned.
It was about 8-9 weeks ago now and we all went to bed. Just like any other night. Lisa (Wife) had taken ambin to help her sleep. Well, around 12:30PM she gets up to use the bathroom or get something to drink. It’s a terrible idea to do this while on this med.
Well, she goes into the kitchen and sees Pig People. Apparently they are helping them selves to the doughnuts that are on the kitchen table. The wife proceeds to wake our son (Lynn) and me too. I lie in bed and think what in the world is going on.
Lynn comes from the down stairs and talks with his mother. He could tale that she was seeing things. He tries to get her to go to bed. Fat chance. She starts going on about him getting his share of the doughnuts before the Pig People eat all of them. :eek:
About this time I struggle to get out of bed. I go into the kitchen and she allows that the Pig People are just right over there. Furthermore, they want our doughnuts. Her face and voice was so serious. I prayed not to laugh.
So I took her into my arms and whispered “I’ll make sure the Pig People do not get your doughnuts honey”. That was enough to get her back to bed. Boy did we chuckle the next day. We still get a laugh or two when we mention the Pig People. :)
Bottom line, she had taken a little too much ambin that night and cut her dose. So far the Pig People have not returned.
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goofyafter2
06-04-2005, 08:17 AM
LOVE IT!!!! I will never look at my doughnuts the same way again. Thanks for sharing AND brightening my day!
Zbaby
06-04-2005, 11:27 AM
Glad your wife could laugh with you!
That reminds me of the dream I had that white-washed pygmies lived in my basement. John Travolta, our family friend (not in real life) decided to go to the basement with me to get something we had stored down there. Suddenly the pygmies attacked and I ran upstairs to escape. John was not so fortunate. I closed the door and gave up on him but never told anyone about the incident.
A week later I had to go downstairs again. The pygmies are really nice to me now. It turns out that they made John their king and he was white-washed, too.
No, I wasn't on medication when I had this dream. But dreams like this have kept me make me wary of how messed up I'd get if I ever did recreational drugs -- or Ambien for that matter! :bouncing:
That reminds me of the dream I had that white-washed pygmies lived in my basement. John Travolta, our family friend (not in real life) decided to go to the basement with me to get something we had stored down there. Suddenly the pygmies attacked and I ran upstairs to escape. John was not so fortunate. I closed the door and gave up on him but never told anyone about the incident.
A week later I had to go downstairs again. The pygmies are really nice to me now. It turns out that they made John their king and he was white-washed, too.
No, I wasn't on medication when I had this dream. But dreams like this have kept me make me wary of how messed up I'd get if I ever did recreational drugs -- or Ambien for that matter! :bouncing:
Hedgehog No 1
06-04-2005, 12:08 PM
So I took her into my arms and whispered “I’ll make sure the Pig People do not get your doughnuts honey”. That was enough to get her back to bed.
I read this and chuckled, like most people would.
However, I saw something, like most people would NOT.
READ THIS AND LEARN SOMETHING EVERONE -
WHAT 'MUD' DID - IT IS CALLED " UNCONDITIONAL LOVE "
IT IS RARE AND VERY SPECIAL.
'Mud' "you're the man..."
I AM VERY LUCKY TO EXPERIENCE IT MYSELF.
Hedge. :cool:
I read this and chuckled, like most people would.
However, I saw something, like most people would NOT.
READ THIS AND LEARN SOMETHING EVERONE -
WHAT 'MUD' DID - IT IS CALLED " UNCONDITIONAL LOVE "
IT IS RARE AND VERY SPECIAL.
'Mud' "you're the man..."
I AM VERY LUCKY TO EXPERIENCE IT MYSELF.
Hedge. :cool:
mudhound
06-04-2005, 07:23 PM
I do love my wife. The Pig People can come over anytime. LOL
loopyturtle
06-09-2005, 01:37 PM
Thanks, Mud, for giving me a smile.
I hope to someday find someone as great as you and Hedge.
--Loopy
I hope to someday find someone as great as you and Hedge.
--Loopy