:D
I heard this on a local radio station this week (joke of the day) and thought I would share. ;)

A husband and wife were discussing their next big purchase together and decided that they should buy a new car.

The husband wanted a SUV. The wife wants a fast red sports car.
They argue for a bit about who should get their dream car. And then the wife says, "Well, my birthday is next month and I think I should get to pick. I want anything that will go from 0 to 200 in less than 4.5 seconds."

On her birthday, she got from him....
a bathroom scale. :eek: :D