It is well documented that for every minute that you exercise, you add
one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an
additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.
My grandmother started
walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we
don't know where the hell she is.
The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy
breathing again.
I joined a
health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to show up.
I have
to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm
doing.
I like
long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I have
flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
The advantage of
exercising every day is that you die healthier.
If you are going to try
cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
And last but not least:
I don't exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
You could run this over to your
friends but why not just e-mail it to them!

have a good day everyone....

jeff