STILLGOIN
11-26-2005, 11:09 AM
Hi everyone: I was checking out this web site Spine Problems or something like that. They said persons who get fibro are usually very intelligent, wealthy and are married. One out of 3 is not bad. I am educated, mind you not a rocket scientist, I live just above the povery level, since I cannot work anymore and I am a widow. Another laugh, like many of you, I am afraid of the dentist. Not afraid of what they will do but just stiffening up while laying on that chair. I have another appointment this Thursday. I take a pillow with me and a big ice pack, which I lay on my big leg muscles at the front. I am now known as the ice lady. I hope I gave someone a chuckle. The things we do to survive. Take care everyone. :bouncing:
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Glojer
11-26-2005, 01:03 PM
Hi Still,
You gave me a laugh, as soon as I read the wealthy I laughed out loud. I've never been known as dumb and I am educated, but not as much as some people I know and I am married. But that is where it stops wealthy I am not and that cracks me up to think that anyone would say a disease could distingush between wealthy and poor, educated or not and married or single. Very funny thanks for the laugh and smiles!!
Glojer
You gave me a laugh, as soon as I read the wealthy I laughed out loud. I've never been known as dumb and I am educated, but not as much as some people I know and I am married. But that is where it stops wealthy I am not and that cracks me up to think that anyone would say a disease could distingush between wealthy and poor, educated or not and married or single. Very funny thanks for the laugh and smiles!!
Glojer
seaturtle
11-26-2005, 08:56 PM
HI, Ice Lady,
Wealthy? I'm on SSI. Last time I checked, that didn't quite make it to wealthy.
I was married, am divorced, am educated, or at least have the pieces of paper.
Where they got those stats is beyond me.
Hope the dentist goes well for you. Dentists in any case are not my favourite people to visit.
Peace, blessings,
Seaturtle
Wealthy? I'm on SSI. Last time I checked, that didn't quite make it to wealthy.
I was married, am divorced, am educated, or at least have the pieces of paper.
Where they got those stats is beyond me.
Hope the dentist goes well for you. Dentists in any case are not my favourite people to visit.
Peace, blessings,
Seaturtle
bluelakelady
11-27-2005, 06:22 PM
too funny. much too funny. i back the smart part. for us that is. perhaps not so for the person who performed that study?
giggle,
blue
giggle,
blue
Glojer
11-27-2005, 08:02 PM
Touche' blue, you made me laugh on that one!
Glojer
Glojer
movin slo
11-28-2005, 12:52 PM
If I Were Santa, I'D:
If I were a rockin' Santa,
You know what I'd do?
I'd dump the silly gifts
That are given to you.
I'd deliver some things
Just inside your front door....
Things you have lost,
But treasured before.
I'd give you back all
Your m*****ly vigor,
And to go along with it,
A neat, tiny figure;
Then restore the old color
That once graced your hair
Before rinses and bleaches
Took residence there.
I'd bring back the shape
With wich you were gifted,
So things now suspended
Nee not be uplifted.
I'd draw in your tummy
and smooth down your back
Till you'd be a dream
In those tight fitting slacks!
I'd remove all your wrinkles
and leave only one chin,
Soo you wouldn't spend hours
Rubbing grease on your skin.
You'd never have flashes
Or queer dizzy spells,
And you wouldn't hear noises
Like ringing of bells.
No sore aching feet,
and no corns on your toes
No searching for spectacles
When they're right on your nose.
Not a shot would you take
in you are,hipor fanny
From a doctor who thinks
You're a nervous old granny.
You'd never have a headache,
So no pills would you take.
And no heating pad needed
Since your muscles won't ache.
Yes, If I wre Santa,
you'd never look stupid.
You'd be a cute little chick.
I'd give a lift to you heart
When those wolves start to whistle,
and the joys of your heart
Would be light as a thistle.
But alas! I'm not Santa.
I'm simply just me,
The matronest of matrons
You ever did see.
I wish I could tell you
All the symtoms, I've got,
But I'm due at my doctor's
For some kind of shot,.
Sorry this is so long but true!!
Love and no pain for the HOLIDAYS to all.
If I were a rockin' Santa,
You know what I'd do?
I'd dump the silly gifts
That are given to you.
I'd deliver some things
Just inside your front door....
Things you have lost,
But treasured before.
I'd give you back all
Your m*****ly vigor,
And to go along with it,
A neat, tiny figure;
Then restore the old color
That once graced your hair
Before rinses and bleaches
Took residence there.
I'd bring back the shape
With wich you were gifted,
So things now suspended
Nee not be uplifted.
I'd draw in your tummy
and smooth down your back
Till you'd be a dream
In those tight fitting slacks!
I'd remove all your wrinkles
and leave only one chin,
Soo you wouldn't spend hours
Rubbing grease on your skin.
You'd never have flashes
Or queer dizzy spells,
And you wouldn't hear noises
Like ringing of bells.
No sore aching feet,
and no corns on your toes
No searching for spectacles
When they're right on your nose.
Not a shot would you take
in you are,hipor fanny
From a doctor who thinks
You're a nervous old granny.
You'd never have a headache,
So no pills would you take.
And no heating pad needed
Since your muscles won't ache.
Yes, If I wre Santa,
you'd never look stupid.
You'd be a cute little chick.
I'd give a lift to you heart
When those wolves start to whistle,
and the joys of your heart
Would be light as a thistle.
But alas! I'm not Santa.
I'm simply just me,
The matronest of matrons
You ever did see.
I wish I could tell you
All the symtoms, I've got,
But I'm due at my doctor's
For some kind of shot,.
Sorry this is so long but true!!
Love and no pain for the HOLIDAYS to all.