Ive been thinking about health anxiety and how im surviving it and ive decided that im a walking miracle... heres why.

Cant breathe = collaspsed lung = CURE; breathe into paper bag, lungs automatically re-inflate.

Chest pain = heart attack = CURE; Antacids, why dont cardiologist tell you about 'gaviscon'.

Weak wobbly legs= m.s = CURE; drink a bottle of wine, then you know why you cant stand up.

Tension headache= brain tumor= CURE; Again bottle of wine or pop a pill, it works everytime, headache gone.
There are just a few of the things ive imagined ive had yet survived, has any of you guys got any to add. Anything that youve survived through plain old common sense.
Come on , this could be fun! :bouncing:

having a panic attack = hit the valium bottle

worrying too much = OCD = CURE; watch Seinfeld reruns

I'm dying of some brain disease=early parkinson or ALS=CURE; drink wine and watch reruns of Sex in the City

And I am not making fun of this! It works! Great thread!