lindsalou
12-24-2005, 06:08 PM
Ive been thinking about health anxiety and how im surviving it and ive decided that im a walking miracle... heres why.
Cant breathe = collaspsed lung = CURE; breathe into paper bag, lungs automatically re-inflate.
Chest pain = heart attack = CURE; Antacids, why dont cardiologist tell you about 'gaviscon'.
Weak wobbly legs= m.s = CURE; drink a bottle of wine, then you know why you cant stand up.
Tension headache= brain tumor= CURE; Again bottle of wine or pop a pill, it works everytime, headache gone.
There are just a few of the things ive imagined ive had yet survived, has any of you guys got any to add. Anything that youve survived through plain old common sense.
Come on , this could be fun! :bouncing:
Cant breathe = collaspsed lung = CURE; breathe into paper bag, lungs automatically re-inflate.
Chest pain = heart attack = CURE; Antacids, why dont cardiologist tell you about 'gaviscon'.
Weak wobbly legs= m.s = CURE; drink a bottle of wine, then you know why you cant stand up.
Tension headache= brain tumor= CURE; Again bottle of wine or pop a pill, it works everytime, headache gone.
There are just a few of the things ive imagined ive had yet survived, has any of you guys got any to add. Anything that youve survived through plain old common sense.
Come on , this could be fun! :bouncing:
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nuttyprof.
12-24-2005, 06:39 PM
having a panic attack = hit the valium bottle
tropicalfreeze2
12-24-2005, 09:04 PM
worrying too much = OCD = CURE; watch Seinfeld reruns
bocana
12-25-2005, 12:40 AM
I'm dying of some brain disease=early parkinson or ALS=CURE; drink wine and watch reruns of Sex in the City
And I am not making fun of this! It works! Great thread!
And I am not making fun of this! It works! Great thread!