You probably think I'm joking but I'm being 100% serious.

Do wedgie's cause any problems?

I don't mean the highschool wedgie were someone purposefully pulls your underwear right up into the anus, but general type like when driving or sitting down for a long period of time.

Can they cause any problems with bowel movements or anything like that?

Thanks.

Also, is it normal for a wedgie to leave your underwear soiled/stained? My missus is sat down a lot at work and she always complains about wedgie's when she gets home. However, sometimes (1 in 20 times) there is some staining - is this normal. One time there was even traces of blood, I bet that one hurt. She was embarassed at first but now she knows I think nothing of it so she won't mind me asking if she happens to see this. ;)