This seriously isn't a joke, i'm sure it's actually diet related, but ever since i had 10 White Castles and fries with cheese two years ago, i've had very creamy, but not diahorrea like poop. I wouldn't mind, but everywhere i go, i clog toilets and spend 15 minutes wiping until it bleeds because it never wants to come clean.

Sorry to sound disgusting, but i'm wondering if there's anything i can do with my diet to make it more solid and go back to that one safty wipe before the pants come up, those were the good 'ol days.

That meal was horrible, we were standing outside and talking, then suddenly one guy gets this horribly upset look on his face, grabs his stomach and runs to the bathroom. We laugh at him until i do the same thing and make a mad dash for it, i can't believe it only took 10 minutes for our digestive system to be like "Get this out of here, quick!!!"

Ohh my, have you been to a doctor?

but not diahorrea like poop
Dude! What you describe is diahorrea. Or, at least diahorrea like. Do you drink a lot of liquids? Try increasing your fiber intake. They have supplements. Even if you and your friends would have had food poisoning from something you ate two years ago the symptoms wouldn't last two years.

hello, I have just the opposite problems with my daily habits... actually I call them my weekly habits if that, but to address your problem. My husband takes lomotil for his many bowel movements... and there are other ones that you could try. My husband's bowel movements were so loose that he could not leave the house. Now he takes them 45 min. before we go anywhere and he is fine. And they do not stop him up.... just helps to make them firmer and less frequent. Hope this helps.... and talk to your doctor. There are so many on the market now that can help you... God Bless:angel:

Dude! What you describe is diahorrea. Or, at least diahorrea like. Do you drink a lot of liquids? Try increasing your fiber intake. They have supplements. Even if you and your friends would have had food poisoning from something you ate two years ago the symptoms wouldn't last two years.

No, it's solid, it just has a texture to it that never wants to wipe clean, when i have diahorrea it's about the only time wiping doesn't take 20+ tries, it's about 3-5. I try drinking alot of liquids, i don't know if that's good or bad...

I'll try the product mentioned next time i'm out, i'm not all that worried about it, it's just annoying wiping until it hurts. :|

The only thing I can suggest to help is not with the bowel issue but with the wiping. Get yourself some aloe baby wipes. Wipe with toliet paper first, then use the baby wipes, then paper again to dry yourself. The aloe baby wipes work much better at cleansing than the paper and are soothing. You might have to carry baggies with you to dispose of the wipes as most are non-flusable and if you are already clogging things, it would be a problem. (Although multiple flushes per visit might help there.)

this could possibly be from the alcohol you drink everyday that you mentioned in your other thread about effects of alcohol on the body?alcohol is notoriuos for having an effect on your BMs.any time way back when when i used to drink,i could have like only one beer and bam,the next day was constant diarrhia.just a thought.

the baby wipe thing really sounds like a good idea.they actually have flushable ones now that are for adults and ones for kids.take your pick.also using preperation H works really really well for alleviating pain and promotes healing from any actual tears in the skin caused by different types of BM issues.

i would think that your system would be cleared by now from something you actually ate two years ago,but if you really feel this is the source of the problem,just go see your doc and explain the problems you are having.i am sure he can take it from there with any follow up testing to make sure nothing is hanging around somewhere within your GI tract or any place else.good luck,and i hope this clears soon.but i wouldn't actually rule out the alcohol as the possible culprit.FB

You are indicating you have pasty texture poop. If this is the case, it is very hard to wipe clean. If this is the problem you need to eat a more balanced diet with lots of fruit. Fruit and water will help eliminate pasty poop.

I would go to the MD. You could even have a bug, such as cdif that can effect your bowels. Whatever it is, I would have it checked out. Good Luck.