Well does anyone have any advice on how to clean it? Like how wash it? Do I Turn the shower head to jet and shoot it up my ***?LOL Seriously. Can I use soap?Should I shave? Tips?Ideas?Methods?Thoughts?

It is a bit surprising that you have reached your current age without knowing this!

But basically make sure you wipe properly after every movement, and then in the shower or bath use a bit of soap and rub a bit, then rinse well. You should get the hang of it after a while!