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jimbrown
05-10-2003, 12:35 AM
I'm no priest and I've certainly had a few "hot" moments during my 40 years but these days you practically have to boil people in oil before having sex with them. There are certainly a lot of nasty little diseases floating around out there and even if you *don't* get something, the worrying and waiting is JUST as bad (and sometimes even worse).

I know that there's nothing like a young, hot, piece of flesh...etc...etc... but because of diseases, my loathing of a "rubber" and so I won't have to waste my entire life stressing about everything, I have resorted to using toys. There are a number of ways for a man (or a woman) to "release" themselves and do it in a natural way that feels good.

I use banana peels (use your imagination for this one) and it feels great. I also use oils, creams and a variety of other types of stimulation. Again, I'm not a priest or anything and I feel deeply sorry for anyone who has gotten a sexually transmitted disease but I'm just trying to point out a few "safe" ways of releiving the pressure;-)

- Peace

[This message has been edited by jimbrown (edited 05-10-2003).]

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zip2play
05-14-2003, 09:03 AM
Personally,

I know one man who is engaged to the cutest looking watermelon. I suspect though the relationship won;t last because she's a bit seedy!

Temperamental
05-14-2003, 10:06 AM
LOL Zip! How fruity!

jimbrown
05-14-2003, 06:08 PM
My stamin got hard just reading these responses...lol





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