Where are ya girl? Last we heard it was off to motor vehicle and then for your 2nd shot....You already crashed your car, crashed your computer and spent all your money ttc so you couldn't have gone on vacation....oh yeah now I know- You took off with the hottie who gives the HCG shots. He took one look at that hemorroidless highknee and fell in love. Hope to hear from you soon......c'mon some of us need some laughs especially poor Tessa. WE MISS YOU!!

ROFLMAO...NOT TONIGHT! THATS TOMMORRROW AND SATURDAY!! LOLOL..DAM, GIRLS READING MY MIND..AND HERE I THOUGHT I HAD A SECRET LOLOL..YEAH, I HAD MY HCG TODAY..WAS TOTALLY PISSD CUS SHE TRYED CHARGING ME 30 BUCKS TO GIVE THE SHOT!!!!! I YELLED AT MY FRIENDLY RECEPTIONIST AND SAYS WTF AND I DID! AND THEN I GIVE THE JERK OFF SIGN IN FRONT OF AT LEAST 15 PEOPLE AND I SAY I AINT F'IN PAYING 30 FOR HER TO SHOOT ME! BAD ENOUGH, FOR 60 BUCKS!!! THIS IS EXACTLY HOW IT WENT...HI MARE! HIYA DR..HOW YA FEELING, IM GOOD, U, GREAT, GAIN WEIGHT, 2 POUNDS, OVARYS FEEL GOOD,,JUST FINE I SAY HE SAYSSSSSS 60 BUCKS! HAVE A NICE DAY HE TELLS ME, I TELL HIM, DONT TELL ME WHAT KIND OF DAY TO HAVE! EVERYTIME I DO THE 2ND HCG BOOSTER, I CRAMP FOR 3 DAYS...SO I CRAMPED ALL DAY, NAPPED, FOUGHT, ATE, WAXED ME BROWS AND JUS TOOK RIDE OUT IN THE WARM AIR TO CLEAR THE HEAD...YEAH AND GOT ME YEASTER FUNCTION AGGAIN...DOCTOR TELLING ME ITS FROM MY HORMONES UP AND DOWN AND DRUGGIN IT...WELLL THEY ARE OFFICIALLY OVER..DAY 8 HERE SO GOT BOUT 6 DAYS LEFT THAN DR PENNY FOR FINAL EXAM AND NOW IM THINKING AFTER 4MONTHS OF ALL THESE MEDS, TAKING BCP'S REDUCE THE CANCER RATE BY 50%...SO I THINK ILL JUS HANG OPENLY, GRAB THE SCRIPT FROM PENNY AND START EATIING THEM BOUT JULY OR AUGUST FOR A COUPLE MONTHS...SOME BS HUH? GO FROM TRYING LIKE A BITTY TO DROP EGGS AND NOW I WANNA DRY EM UP TO REDUCE CANCER...CANCER, LIKE I NEED THAT LIKE ANOTHER HOLE IN MY HEAD http://www.healthboards.com/ubb/tongue.gif...THANKS FOR CHECKING IN ON ME, BEEN BUSY WITH DAM YARD, I WANT TO OPEN POOL LIKE TOMROROW BUT HIMS AINT BUDGING TIL LIKE END OF MAY...WTF I SAY AGGAIN...I PAY 253 A MONTH TO OWN THIS DAM POOOL AND LETS OPEN JUNE 1 AND USE IT 3 MONTHS? FOOOOL, FOOOL ILL TELL YA, IM GOING BORROW IT OFF ME MOMMY AND START TANNIN MY FAT WATER BUTTT AND BELLLY ASAP! I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND WHY HE WANTS TO DEPRIVE ME...DEPRIVE A WORD? LOL...YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN,,,HE WANTS J ME OFFF! HOW YOU MAKING OUT? CASHING STOCK? I READ THAT AND IT AMAZES ME JUST WHAT PEOPLE GO THROUGH TO TRY AND GET PREG! SUCH BS I SAY AGGAIN...7,000 FOR IVF TREM? THEN HOW MUCH IS THE OTHER TO EQUAL 13,000??? THAT NUMBER ALONE IS INSANE! WHAT DOES THE 13,000 GET YOU?...LOOKS LIKE THE ONLY WAY ILL GET IVF IS IF HE DIES, THEN OF COURSE ILL USE MY FRIEND http://www.healthboards.com/ubb/wink.gif OR I HIT THE DAM LOTTERY! BEFORE YA KNOW IT, ILL BE BUYING ANOTHER PUPPY TO KEEP ME SATISFYED FOR AT LEAST A YEAR LOL...OOO, IM GOING DOWN TO DO LAUNDRY, LAZY IN HOUSE GIRL IVE BEEN SO IM GOING TO GET IT IN ORDER SO I CAN RELAX ALL WEEKEND LONG WHILE HE WORKS http://www.healthboards.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.healthboards.com/ubb/biggrin.gif..CHECK YA TOMORROW TREM!

Yeah, I hear ya. I called today and talked to the insurance lady. I said Dude what does this 7 grand include. She says baseline u/s to 1st beta. I hold my breath and say alright give me the xtras (yeah, like I am buying a car). ICSI $2500, egg freeze $1,000, sperm freeze $150, hsg $1000, anesthesiologist $500, consult fee $350, list goes on. They get you for this and that so I don't really see where the discount is but hey WTF- I am running out of time here and that ass Ziegler made me use up some of my eggs that last cycle. So, sell those stocks I say. DH said no problem. I just feel bad cause I quit my job so I could ttc. Going away next weekend to Philly for my big 40. Hitting the spa by you in Manalapan. Can't think of the name of it. I want about 5 hours of sloughing, rubbing, popping zits, picking toes, etc. (yuck I could never do that). Plus I can get a new outfit. Love the DH. He is paying for my DD to go into a horse show this weekend. $250!! Ex-DH so cheap he squeaks......and boy was he lousy in the sex dept...lol! Sleep tight Mare. Talk to you tomorrow you dirt diggin fancy grocery store shopping midnight laundry folding gal!!!!!

LOLOL...I just love how we are ending are posts now! I can actually say, Im up 5 minutes and the laughter thats coming out of flemy mouth right now! Got me 1 dam sinus infection and 1 yeaster..Whose doing better than me?..I used the monistat 1 last night..F 7...Had, Like ummm an eggg, that u put at end of tampon holding thing and it grips i t like LOL and u shoot it up ya and ya know what? I have nothing oozing out of me..Beats the creams! If I coughed, that shat would be all over the place! Horse show huh?> Shes a rider? Expensive Hobby http://www.healthboards.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Liek Mother, Liek Daughter..What ya gunna do in Philly for your 23rd bday? Lotta drinkin and sexin and eatins! Thats my idea of a vaca! Wheres the spa? Passed IVF? Im thinking before? The traveling girl you are..Now Trem, You are right on sandy hook water out your window/ or the bay you say? So what, balcony? or doors that open and you walk your azzzy right onto the beach/ Hows the water? Last time I went to hook, was like 10 years ago and water was nicely brown, as usual and loaded with,,,Thank you, come aggains! And I never went back! O I did, got arrested down there in 1990 LOL...Thats probably why i dont go back! Them Federal Parks! Enjoy your day, you sea grass growing, spa chilling, horse rider maker tap your DH's cash philly luving 23 year old non graying MAMMMA! http://www.healthboards.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

I have to stop eating while I read these posts. Just let out a good laugh and some chewed up cereal ended up on the screen! I used to go to Sandy hook when I was a kid so last year I took DH July 4th weekend. OMG-I have never seen so many skanks in my life. We had this lovely family in front of us who had their beer cans in socks to hide them from the police or were using them as coolers-not really sure. Then they went into the water, however, they did not have on bathing suits only their boxer shorts. Ok, when they come out of the water their boxers are all stuck to their sausage and meatballs-so disgusting! Dh said don't you ever take me back here again. My house has 3 balconies and 2 with waterviews. We are 1 back from the beach. We have a private beach with 2 docks. All the weird people that live here (only 24 homes) don't even go on the beach. My DD, dog and I sit out there all day with noone to bother us. DH and I sit on the dock and drink at sunset. You should come hang out with me one day. I'll give you directions. Bring some of that weggies food and I'll drink coronas while you drink O'douls! Ya gotta be preggers mare! If not, you and I do a hot dog stand on the parkway in our bikinis and make enough money for the IVF. I make poor DH work 6 days a week while I sit home. He works me like a dog when he comes home though- I painted the garage yesterday, cleaned and had dinner waiting. Plus I did a class at the gym in the am and 2 in the pm and then walked a mile. Should be 80 lbs by now. Damn thyroid has my whole metabolism messed up. My 3's are just starting to loosen up. I want my 1's and 2's again!! Yeah Mare, I am high society. Staying at the Ritz and having fancy dinner and lots of drinks in Philly. Course our girl AMS is doing the whole spa,drinking,eating thing. She is the shiz!! Gonna sit out on the balcony. Get a little sun. DD comes back today so no quiet this weekend. check you later you bread growing vaginal cream popping no work car f'd up gal!!

p.s. yeah water is still brown down here!! dog and DD go in. Not me!!