SEXERRRRRR! U DIDNT LEAVE FOR CARIBBEAN THE SUNDAY THAT JUS PASSSED DID YOU? I THOUGHT IT WAS SUNDAY THE 3RD? AND WHERE ARE YOU OR GOING TO IN THE BEAN? GOOOD LUCK IN YOUR 2WW AND HOW MANY DAYS YA GOING?

MAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Just keeping busy during 2 WW>..........going to the RE doc on Friday to tell her I want IVF!!(if this cycle is a bust)since there were only 1 million sneakers!!!!!!!!(as we call em!)so since my age is a BIG factor lol I finally got this appt. after speaking with one of the nurses in person. I cant unfortunately get anywhere with them on the phone! they just pass the buck!! and it gets me PO'd!!so this fri. I ll know if ican get at least 1 or 2 rounds of IVF in,,,by Dec...before we change our insurance back., To tell u the truth Mare..I cant go onthis emotional rollercoaster much longer anyway!!!its too much of a heartbreakkkkkkkk
On a lighter note......yea goin on vacation to Cay-mahnnnnnn islands mannnnn!!! from 8/3 sun. to wed.8/6.looking forward to some quiet time and can kick back a bit and forget all the sh**t were goin thru with the fertility stuff here!!!itll be refreshing..Think of me while Ill be floating on a floatie thingie in the ocean...with adrink..( I will refrain from alcohol..but will have a virgin margarita or something !LOL..Ill have to tan that watermelon aszzzz of mine and bloated stomach. Its actually starting to debloat a bit lol............Id like to put a pin in it and all the bloat go away!!!!!!!!!lool
! how are things on your end>>>??keep sexin girl!~! Id love to see a little Mare come into the world!!!
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thanks for thinking of me.. I was thinking about u this a,m. and wondering what the hey you were up to!! Any good concerts lately???????take it easy amre..stay cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Annie granny sez

Maryann!!!!!!!!!!!! where the heck are u!! hows everything ! any good stories to tell!???

GRANNIESSSSS I AM SOOOO JEALOUS!!!! I ABSOLUTSKKKKY LOVE FLOATING IN THE OCEAN!!! WE WENT TO HAWAII 2 YEARS AGO I FLOATED FOR AN ENTIRE DAY!! I am f'in pissed off today!!!I had RE appt this am and NO F'IN FOLLIES not even one!!!! I was on 150 of clomid per day too. OH WELL!!!! this cycle is a bust and now on to IVF RE said. I have to wait for 2 periods then begin the cycle. I have to completely rest my ovaries of any meds for 1 month then start the 8 amps gonal f and 2 amps repronex per day for 10 days when i get the next AF. SOOOOOOOO my fatty azzy has lost 6 lbs and thats a total of like 54 of now!!!!! YEAH i can lose some more weight and by the time i take the meds, maybe they will be even more effective???!!! You hang in there girlie with the 2 ww!!! No funny stories cause he is in southern cali this week. http://www.healthboards.com/ubb/frown.gif MARESSSSSS!!!!!! what's upppppppp girl R YA EATIN CHIKEN TONIGHT ??BAWWWWWWWK F'IN BAWWWWWWWK LMFAAAAAZZZZZO!!!!! http://www.healthboards.com/ubb/biggrin.gif



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Maryannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
I just looked for a quick online buy for a 1 piece bathing suit....I cant seem to wear the ole bikini this year.......Thanks to my friend Gonal-f !!!!lol
This watermelon azzzz is not wearing a bikini.Ill scare everyone away!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.healthboards.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
I need black I think..Makes u slimmer doesnt it??or blue??some of the ujena 1 piecers arent too bad!!I need a sarong to go with.........lol
Since having the HCG trigger shot...I still feel bloated..I am peeing a lot too!!!!!! must be the pseudo pregnancy symptoms from the trigger.............
lovelyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
MARY!!ANNE! THAT STINKS!!!!!!!!!1 no folies u poor thhingggllMan.........what were u on clomid>?
I am glad u are onto IVF... I have a feeling I will be going onto IVF myself ..I betcha well be cycling togetherrrrrrrrrr in Sept.. or OCtober......they have to put this paperwork sh**t thru..and Im sure theyll they 4-6 weeks for it to go thru..anyway...........
I can test 8/12 or 8/13..if that son of an AF doesnt showwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww......I am not getting hopes up. Im prepared for a BFN already and its only 3dpo!!
You hang in there girlie!!!!!!! were gonna have bfps on here ...I know it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hav a great evening..........going to watch cupid..Its so stupidddddd I watch it anyway!LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL hugs!! annie granny polyestersez.

Yeah I was on clomid aka SLOWMID!!! DAMMITT DAMMITT!!! I was pissed when RE says no follies, I was like r u sure?? I saw both ovaries NO FOLLIES!!! No cysts either, i was glad for that. Yeah sounds like if your cycle is a bust too WHICH I PRAY TO GOD IT ISN'T!! We will be very close together. I have all the labs done and just have to sign a couple of forms and we're all ready to go. I have to cough up the dough in mid to late august. The meds alone are going to cost like 5 grand. Ohwell, it's PG or BUST!!!

I have a tankini for this year. I have a purple one and a red one from Lands End. I love them!!! I like red a lot, my DH DAMN Husband says I look like BARNEY when I wear the purple one, I haven't worn it since!! I would get black. It always hides those flaws!! Get a tankini. . they are comfy and cute.

I am soooo praying for you this month with those nice follies for a BF F'IN ++++++++++++++... I ate a bowl of frosted flakes and my gut feels like it's gonna split!!! Thank Gog I worked out tonight. You and stupid cupid hu? My fav show is Paradise Hotel! GOTTA LOVE IT!!! Buncha asses on there but it makes goooood watchin! CATCH YA LATER ON THE FLIP SIDE!

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paradise hotel!!!! Maresssssss, did y a ever catch that tony C',,T? LOL...She was on like cruz show or 1 of them semx me shows on FOX!!!! FFFFFFFF her! Ive beeen taping it! And AMSSSS and tremmmms watche dthe batchlor, with andrewwwwwwwww...i still got the 2 hour episode on who hes picking LOL>.I F'In know who he pickdd but Ill still watch it! MAREEEEEEEEEE...no F; in Follys? Omy..sorry to hear that..if I was u...I'd take sum shooot ups cycle 1, then do round 1 of IUI...why they dont go there? cus high FSH? And F FSH anywhose...That dam hormone is worse than AF for me!...So what, now rest for 2 months? talk about shat! I emailed ya, ya get it? I didnt seeees ya all day and then I seen ya here...Jus wonderin if I got ya or not?
AMSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Mon'....CayMon' mon' huh? mannnnnnnn talk about F'in sun and fun! Non virgin drinks huh? F that,,, drink up!!! http://www.healthboards.com/ubb/biggrin.gif...Ok, 310 am and my insides are outside and I heading to bed...Any word on TAZZZZZZZZZZZ or TREMSSSSSSSSSS? AWWWWWWWWWWW...OUR GIRLS!!!!
http://www.healthboards.com/ubb/heart.gifYOU AND USE,,,Mare U F'er Uppper...Me miss You today!AMSSSSSSSSSSSSSS....Come get me...awl....not W U can do ittttttttttt! Its malafo ok LOL

whatsssssssss up tankiniiiii? my fat azzzzy goes in a 11/12 top, which dont fit and i likeeeeeeeeeees and my fat azzzzzzzzzz, well when no 1 in my yard, it goes nekkkid but if people, then i gots me, kini botttom with shorty shorts to match.........am i close??? im nekkkkkkkkkid now http://www.healthboards.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

MAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AND MARYYYYYYYYYANNNNNEEEEEEE!
You girls crack me up SO much!!!! what a hoot u all are!!!!!!!!!!!!!
maryannnnnnnnnneeee:
Paradise Hotel huh? I saw a bit of thatttt but I cant stand that Bi**tty bi***ch toni!!!!!(i think mare hates her too!LOL)shes always so dayum nasty!!! and has a bbug up her azzzzsssy!!what is up with that.No wonder the guys dont want her!LMAO! who pi****Sd in her cornFLAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lmao
SLOWMID!LMAO!! THATS a good one!!!!!! poor Maryann!!!!!!!!!!! You know when I was on CLomid they never even did u/s on me!!!! How the he&****ll did we know if I even had follies either!!!!! maybe thats why it was a bust...........(hubs counts were wayyyyy down too!)which stunk!I had asked the fertility nurse.(theyre are quite a few crabby ones there) and she said! "you had the clomid challenge test! s o we dont have to monitor your follicles?? im liek WTF!!
There are only two nice nurses I like there..the other crabaszzzz nurses need a tube of PROGESTERONE up their you know what!!!!lol!
Omg too funny..BARNEY!!! You and your dh must be a hoot together!!!!!!
maresssssssss come on down with me to the islands mahhnnnnnnnnnn!! maybe I will have a mai tai or something......lol....theyre always so watered down anyway!!!!!!! i gotta get in the caribbean spirit!!!!!!!!!the natives are soo nice there too!!
mares u need to be doin some sexin! hows the hub!!>>??
i need a tankini!!! i love ujennnna bathing suits! excep the thongie ones! not with this watermelon aszzzzzzzzzzlmao!!!!!!!!ID SCARE EVERYONE !!!!!LMAO!
I hope our tmers is doing ok! I feel soo bad for her!!!!!! we gotta cheeer her up and help her get thru this ordeal ( as well as tazzer)I feel so bad for those two.
whatcha up to today!???????? anything exciting!?? i gotta mow lawn!!!! its "therapy"for me !LOL
tomrrow is BIG appt. with RE>.Ill give u a full reports after I get back.! time to pack the picnic lunch on that ride! LMAO!
wish me luck!!!!! pict time soon! ok!!la la la la

MARESSSSSS http://www.healthboards.com/ubb/wave.gif Grannies http://www.healthboards.com/ubb/wave.gif How the F- are u 2?? I had a ton of TIVO to catch up on and a small crisis with my niece last night!! DH called and he was phone sexin me!!!! I LOVE HIM SOOOOOO!!!! Him told me to shave me monkey clean this morning cause he's comin home tonight! I'm gonna pick him up at the airport tonight nekked!!!! I'll put a jacket on tho! I had a bit of trouble shavin my hooch cause I shaved for the RE yesterday!! It hurt a bit BUT I'M ONE CLEAN BIATTTCH!!! I think I even knicked my lips cause it burned when I sprayed my body spray down there!!! I puffed my monkey with a bit of baby powder FUNNY CAUSE AFTER I DID THAT IT LOOKED LIKE A POWDERED DONUT!!!! LMFAO!!!!! Pict time better be soon! did u catch my e add? Let me know either way. MARESSSSS I love TONI on Paradise!!!! SHE CRACKS ME UP SHES SUCH THE MAN BIT**! I LOVE IT WHEN SHE LIEK DOES THE WWF VOICE ON THE GUYS SHE LOOKS AND SOUNDS LIKE SHES HAVIN A STERIOD FLASH http://www.healthboards.com/ubb/mad.gif!!! WHATCH UP TO TODAY MARES????

GRANNIES I'M PRAYING FOR YOU LIKE A SON OF A BIT**!!!!!!!!! http://www.healthboards.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

LMFAOOOOOOO! You monkey!!!! phone sex,,,powder,,,knick,,,LMAO>>>.U r F'in GREAT!
You hands,,,ok you fingers must hurt from being busy byself all week huh http://www.healthboards.com/ubb/biggrin.gif or what...ya picked up that 24 pack double D bat-treees? hehehe...You gunna have good time tonight! Sure hope his bananaa aint got fuzzzys on it! or gnatsss..ya no them fruit bugs? that boy better have no ga-nats...Today, well..LOL..I jus gotta out me shower, he had some monkey after that then I jumped on for a ride then back in tubby to get that geup outta me monkey cus I have to go down the shore for a DR's appointment for some laser and ya know...gunna drip drip drip all the way there..Now after I got off that ride, I says, ooo dinnner on the water? I get paid tomorrow he says..I say ooo look, what this credit card doing here? OOOO we can use this!!! He said nothing, I pocketed the credit card and YES we are doin dinner...I aint coookin no F'in chicken tonight! Got 1 breast-ta-sis left and that he eats tomorrrow..STEAK sat and sunday! Where you? Ya workin? now did ya get my email i sent ya like yesterday? AMSSSSSSSSS..i think can get to me and after that, i can get her to you and if anyone else can get to me, then we can surely set up chat sumwheres,,ya knoww?..ok..nekkkid drip girl over and out...I dont even know whose post this is ! LOL..best be mine or any1 else, pass it along huh
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LMAO!!!! I GOT THAT STOCK ON THE D BATTERIES!!!! THE COSTCO SIZE PACK!!! I LAUGH EVERY TIME I NEED A REGULAR BATTERY AND SEE THE STACK OF D'S IN THERE, I THINKS THE ONLY REASON PEOPLE BUY D'S IS FOR THE MASTRB8TER EQUIP LOL U GIT SOME TODAY MARESSSS!!!! THAT'S GREAT. YOU JUMPIN IN THE TUB TO DRAIN OUT! YOU AND THE LIL' SWIMMERS IN THE TUB!!!!! NO FUZZIES OR GNATS ON DH 'S JUNK!!!! HE'S BEEN YANKIN THE WANK!! WHILE OUTTA TOWN. I TOLD HIMS I NEEDS THE FRESH STUFF!! SPEAKIN OF YANKIN THE WANK, I DOUBLED CLICKED MY MOUSE YESTERDAY WHILE I WAS HOME FOR LUNCH!!! OH BOY!!!! ALL'S I FELT LIKE DOIN RIGHT AFTER WAS TAKIN A NAP!!! I AT THE OFFICE NOW MARESSSSS M-F 8-5!!! DAMN LAWYERS!!! IT'S A LIVIN!! http://www.healthboards.com/ubb/heart.gif ya!

http://www.healthboards.com/ubb/wave.gif ANNIEEEESSS SEXIN CAYMEN OCEAN FLOATIN WATERMELON UJENNNNA POLYESTER BATHING SUIT WEARIN GRANNIESSSSSS!!

LMAO!...double clicked u mouse...cousin of u monkey im guessin! LOL..You jus make me laugh so loud when ever I read 1 of your replys...F"in keeep it cummmin LOL girllllll!
tubbys with swimmmmmmys LOL..thank sum1, I stand up and use my 400.00 mouse massager, I mean shower head and clean all them spermys offf me..cept for that occasional 1 that hangs on you toe!
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MARESSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEWAREESIEEEE AND MARRYANNNIEEEE!
I http://www.healthboards.com/ubb/heart.gif YOU GUYS!lol
omg....BOTH OF U....I NEEDED DEPENDS READING LAST COUPLE MESSAGES HERE!!!!!!!!!!lol.OMG....SPANK THE MONKEYYYYYYYYY,,monkeybalzzz!!!DAYUM BANANA!!!!!!
ILL BE SINGIN IN MY BANANA BOATTTTTTTTTT ..GET ON DE BOAT..DA BANANA BOAT!!!!!!!!!LALALALYES!
MAREEEEE----YEA PICT.SOONSIES....ANDMARYANNE..TODAY HURRAH HURAAH..........OKEEDOKE?? LA LA LA
OMG YOU GIRLS...CAN U IMAGINE US ALL! TOGETHER!OMG!@WED CLEAR A ROOM FROM LMAO'ING ALL THE TIME!!!!!
GOT ME UJENAAAAAAA BLACK 1PIECE (DUE TO THE GONAL-F WATERMELON ASZZZE EFFECT!)ZIPPER UP IN FRONT! COOL!!!!!!I NEED TO HIDE IN BLACK RIGHT NOW! I FEEL LIKE A PIGGIE...........I WANTED THIS LUCKY BLUE ONE BY UJENEA.BUT ONLY ONE SIZE LEFT! SIZE BLOODY 4!!! YEA RIGHT! not at 5'8 1/2 here!LMAO!
clomid slowmid maryanne!!!!!!!!!!! shat...
mares..........and mareeessssss the twins!lol...or
i can say were the crazy triplets!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!the fertility triplets!!
going to the RE TOMORROW..be firm right! dont take shat..if they try to screwww me arounddddddddddd...pump me up!!!!! girlzzzzzzzzzzzlolllllllllllll
i see momma awoke from her anesthesiaaaaaaaaa poor girlieeeeeeeee............rest momma ester!!!
annie granny ujena watermelon aszzz wegmans hoppin sez
i got the code there mar... and U KNOW SOMETHING! MY HUSBAND AND ijoke about eating chicken..were like not f__*(*cn chicken aagain!!!! we are chickened oiout!!!lolllllgonna throw that chicken on its aszzz...

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OHBOYYYYYY!!!!!!BANANNA BOAT LMFAO!! YOU TALL TOO, I AM 5'10 1/2!! THERE'S NO WAY I COULD EVER SQUEEZE ME FAT AZZZZZZ IN A SIZE 4 I'M LUCKY IF I CAN SQUEEZE IN A 14!! WHAT'S FOR DIN DIN MAREEEESSSSSS?????? I'M STARVIN TODAY I AIN'T EATIN SHAT TODAY!!! I WANT TO BE LIGHT AS A FEATHER TONIGHT. GONNA DO SOME BED AEROBICS I MAY EVEN BRING OUT THE SWEEENG TOO!!! AFTER WEED WHACKIN THIS AM IN THE SHOWER, I THINKS TO MESELF. . . I NEED TO GET A BRAZLIAN WAX!!! THE WHOLE HIGHWAY YA KNOW!!! NOT JUST THE MONKEY LIPS. I CAN'T EVER SEEM TO GET UP THE NERVE TO ASK FOR A BRAZLIAN INTERSTATE WAX JOB. GEEEEZUS CAN U SEE ME NOW SPREADIN THE WHOLE DAYUM CRACK! WHAT HAPPENS IF I FAAAAAT ON HER? PFFFFFFFFTTT !!!LMFAO GRANNIESSSSSS WHAT THE HELL DID U DO TODAY??? HOW ARE YOU FEELING?? ARE YOUR CHICKEN BREASTS TENDER??? HOW BOUT THE CHEEZ NIPS?? GIRL IM GUNNA MISS YOU WHILE U ARE AWAY!!! U ME N MARES THE FERT TRIPS!! HEY MARESSSSS I HAVE ONE OF THOSE EXPENSIVE SHOWER MOUSE CLICKERS TOO!!! http://www.healthboards.com/ubb/wink.gif TOODLES NOODLES http://www.healthboards.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Ams - can I com to caymun islands with you?/??? PLEASE - just kidd'n - I hope you have fun though - we will miss you on the board though. I am actually on vacation this whole week and it has just flown by. I need to go somewhere - I haven't spent one minute by myself. Did have a couple glasses of wine with a friend today at her house while our kids played - just glad I was there for like 6 hours so I was fine by the time I had to drive http://www.healthboards.com/ubb/biggrin.gif It has been a while since I have drank!

I am hoping and praying that you don't have to do IVF and that this cycle is the one for you. I have to wait a couple weeks before I can even BD again so who knows if/when we will try again.

hopes your 2ww goes by super quick.

Taz

maryannnnnnne!
Hey! again!! ...loll
tazzzzzzzy glad ur up and back....on board.. I miss u girl!
sure hope in my suitcase..We gotta get on this flight..its f_'n standby! cause dh works for a-lines..........so its no cost..but.were last ones to get on flight..and its back of the bus for us!! that rhymes!LOL..i HOPE u are doing ok!! I was thinking about u all week!!! http://www.healthboards.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.healthboards.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.healthboards.com/ubb/smile.gif
I hope i get a BFP too.......but I dont have high hopes http://www.healthboards.com/ubb/frown.gif!!!!!!!
tomorrow is BIG RE appt. Ill post what she has to sayl. I will lay it on the line with her..and tell her...look! injectibles arent doing anything! with my poor hubs counts! and i am no spring chicken.. age IS huge factor..so well see ..I will be very assertive when my hub and I go in there..Shes pretty nice..but I have to stand firm.......its my body and life! right!
ok off the soapbox...........
mares....you better come on here soon! read or bleed!lmao!!!!!
MARYANNE......
GO GIRLIE! GET THAT SWING..!! wohooo!!
the clomid queen!!!!!!!LOL.......
your a hoot..............omg where did thaT e" go then! into space!!!!!!LOL>>>>>>.let me know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!
lmao I WISH I was a size 4 too!!!!!!no where near!LOL....


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