I just had to tell someone...Never have before, not the whole story. (Not even my fiance) I don't mean to brag but I do believe I beat out every other man for the worst penis ever! I have a dent on the bottom of it which I take to be Peyronie's Disease, causing it to curve down toughly 45 degrees. When it is erect, it isn't really; It gets hard but doesn't stick up. On top of this I have a rather tight frenulum (I'm not sure if that's what it's called) causing even further downward curve. Not to mention after my girlfriend performs oral sex on me I get like 6 red spots on the head. I know, I know, I'm probably going to get many a reply saying "You should see a doctor, blah blah blah..." but the cures sound worse than the problems. For example, the common cure for the frenulum dealy is circumcision (Not an ordeal I should like to deal with), and Peyronie's surgery costs upwards of CDN$5000. I'm not sure if some of that ones covered by OHIP though, maybe someone Canadian can let me know about that. Oh...One last thing, it appears (And probably comes as no big surprise) that I have much trouble keeping an erection. Sex is impossible so far, though I'm pretty sure alot of that is psychological too, being that I am so self concious about the whole deformed beast-penis. The one saving grace would be that I am well off in the size department, being rougly 8.5 by 2 inches...But I'd trade it all for a nice, average, probem-free 6 inch.

I know you don't want to hear "Go see a Dr.", but if you have any hope of getting to the root of your problem, I suspect that is exactly what you will have to do. It doessn't sound like this is something that can be "fixed quickly" Wish I could be more encouraging. I would say it maybe a good idea to see a couple of Drs. Get a second opinion and go from there. Asher

You could start by stretching the frenulum. There are lots of posts on how to do that and it's a lot less intrusive than circumcision.

Cool, thanks, I'll try that Geoff

This is known as "Peyronies Disease". Do a search to learn more.

Way ahead of ya, Kre. I know pretty much everything there is to know about it...other than if OHIP covers any of it. It should if it doesn't, it's not like it's cosmetic surgery...

I've got you beat.
Hypospadias. Do a search. Fairly mild, but with it came...
-mild chordee at the head. And a 4.5 inch penis. And frenulum breve.

I have fordyce spots too, but that depends on your defintion of "penile disorder"

Ooh, close one...lol, let's call it a tie!