Catherine with a C
05-08-2003, 09:57 PM
Just wanted to pass on a smile.......especially for my strong Canadian gals.......you know who you are!!!
Three men were traveling in Europe and happened to meet at a bar in London. One man was from England, one from France & one from Canada. They got acquainted & started talking about their problems with their wives.
The guy from England began by saying: "I told my wife in no uncertain terms that from now on she would have to do her own cooking. Well - the first day after
I told her, I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But on the third day when I came home from work, the table was set, a wonderful dinner was prepared with wine and even desert."
Then the man from France spoke up: " I sat my wife down
& told her, that from now on she would have to do her own shopping, & also do the cleaning. The first day I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But on the third day when I came home, the whole house was spotless, & in the pantry the shelves were filled with groceries."
The fellow from Canada was married to an enlightened woman from Ontario. (of course)!! He sat up straight on the bar stool, pushed out his chest & said: "I gave my wife a stern look & told her, that from now on she would have to do the cooking, shopping & housecleaning.
Well, the first day I saw nothing. The second day I still saw nothing. But on the third day, I could see a little bit out of my left eye"..........
Ha Ha !!!!!
with a smile, Catherine
Three men were traveling in Europe and happened to meet at a bar in London. One man was from England, one from France & one from Canada. They got acquainted & started talking about their problems with their wives.
The guy from England began by saying: "I told my wife in no uncertain terms that from now on she would have to do her own cooking. Well - the first day after
I told her, I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But on the third day when I came home from work, the table was set, a wonderful dinner was prepared with wine and even desert."
Then the man from France spoke up: " I sat my wife down
& told her, that from now on she would have to do her own shopping, & also do the cleaning. The first day I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But on the third day when I came home, the whole house was spotless, & in the pantry the shelves were filled with groceries."
The fellow from Canada was married to an enlightened woman from Ontario. (of course)!! He sat up straight on the bar stool, pushed out his chest & said: "I gave my wife a stern look & told her, that from now on she would have to do the cooking, shopping & housecleaning.
Well, the first day I saw nothing. The second day I still saw nothing. But on the third day, I could see a little bit out of my left eye"..........
Ha Ha !!!!!
with a smile, Catherine
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bdb
05-09-2003, 03:18 AM
:D :D :D Loved that one. Thanks.
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IonMan
05-09-2003, 07:06 AM
Ain't that the truth, I went out with a Canadian Gal for a while, so I know!! LOL
jbell95
05-09-2003, 12:32 PM
HAHAHA :D http://www.healthboards.com/ubb/jester.gif
twisten
05-10-2003, 12:45 AM
That was great!!
winged phantom
05-11-2003, 12:43 AM
This was the Emazing Joke of the Day for 4/1/03:
An American and his wife were on a lovely drive in Canada when they got lost. After hours of driving around, they finally pulled into a city. Noticing a man walking down the sidewalk, the husband pulled over and told his wife to ask where they were. "Excuse me, sir, but where are we?" the
wife asked.
The man on the street replied, "Saskatoon, Saskatchewan."
The wife rolled up her window and turned to her husband. "We really are lost," she said. "They don't even speak English here!"
wr :wave:
An American and his wife were on a lovely drive in Canada when they got lost. After hours of driving around, they finally pulled into a city. Noticing a man walking down the sidewalk, the husband pulled over and told his wife to ask where they were. "Excuse me, sir, but where are we?" the
wife asked.
The man on the street replied, "Saskatoon, Saskatchewan."
The wife rolled up her window and turned to her husband. "We really are lost," she said. "They don't even speak English here!"
wr :wave:
philly collar
05-13-2003, 01:16 AM
Hey WR
Thats were I live! You shouldnt make fun of it :nono: Just kidding we are use to it. hehehe
I havent posted for awhile but I read through the post when I have time. I went back to work on May 01 and have been very busy with work and the kids!!! Swimming 2 nites a week and ball 2 more nites means no time for the PC.So far I havent had any problems and Im feeling great.Hope you are all ready for summer!
:round: Morgan
P.S Saskatoon is a very nice city its just hard to say :D
Thats were I live! You shouldnt make fun of it :nono: Just kidding we are use to it. hehehe
I havent posted for awhile but I read through the post when I have time. I went back to work on May 01 and have been very busy with work and the kids!!! Swimming 2 nites a week and ball 2 more nites means no time for the PC.So far I havent had any problems and Im feeling great.Hope you are all ready for summer!
:round: Morgan
P.S Saskatoon is a very nice city its just hard to say :D
IonMan
05-13-2003, 01:40 AM
Heres one for Morgan.
NEWFOUNDLAND
Grade 12 Equivalency Test
FINAL MARK:
NAME:
Time Limit : 3 weeks
Value Question
15/ 1. What language is spoken by French Canadians?
10/ 2. Give the important characteristics of the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular emphasis on their architecture, literature, and law; OR give the first names of Bob Dylan, Bob Hope, and Uncle Bob.
10/ 3. What religion is the Pope? Jewish, Catholic, Hindu, or Muslim
10/ 4. What is a silver dollar made of?
15/ 5. What time is it when the big hand is on the 1 and the little hand is on the 5?
10/ 6. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)
25/ 7. What team does Wayne Gretzky play for?
10/ 8. What do you call the people living in Canada's North?
Southerners, Westerners, Northerners, or Easterners.
25/ 9. Spell the following words: Quarter, unemployment, welfare.
15/ 10. Six kings of England were named George, the last one was George VI. Name the other five.
20/ 11. Who won the second World War? Who came second?
10/ 12. Where does rain come from? Supermarkets, Eatons, USA, or the sky
10/ 13. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity? Yes/No
25/ 14. What is Newfoundland famous for? Newfies, fish, dories, or all of the above
15/ 15. The song "O-Canada" is the national anthem for what country?
10/ 16. Explain Economics in detail OR spell your name in block letters.
10/ 17. What holiday falls on Easter Monday? Christmas,
Halloween, Easter, or New Years?
15/ 18. What are coat hangers used for?
15/ 19. Where would the basement be located in a three story house?
25/ 20. Did you print your name on the top of this test? Yes/No
_____
300
Cheers
Cliff
[This message has been edited by IonMan (edited 05-13-2003).]
NEWFOUNDLAND
Grade 12 Equivalency Test
FINAL MARK:
NAME:
Time Limit : 3 weeks
Value Question
15/ 1. What language is spoken by French Canadians?
10/ 2. Give the important characteristics of the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular emphasis on their architecture, literature, and law; OR give the first names of Bob Dylan, Bob Hope, and Uncle Bob.
10/ 3. What religion is the Pope? Jewish, Catholic, Hindu, or Muslim
10/ 4. What is a silver dollar made of?
15/ 5. What time is it when the big hand is on the 1 and the little hand is on the 5?
10/ 6. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)
25/ 7. What team does Wayne Gretzky play for?
10/ 8. What do you call the people living in Canada's North?
Southerners, Westerners, Northerners, or Easterners.
25/ 9. Spell the following words: Quarter, unemployment, welfare.
15/ 10. Six kings of England were named George, the last one was George VI. Name the other five.
20/ 11. Who won the second World War? Who came second?
10/ 12. Where does rain come from? Supermarkets, Eatons, USA, or the sky
10/ 13. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity? Yes/No
25/ 14. What is Newfoundland famous for? Newfies, fish, dories, or all of the above
15/ 15. The song "O-Canada" is the national anthem for what country?
10/ 16. Explain Economics in detail OR spell your name in block letters.
10/ 17. What holiday falls on Easter Monday? Christmas,
Halloween, Easter, or New Years?
15/ 18. What are coat hangers used for?
15/ 19. Where would the basement be located in a three story house?
25/ 20. Did you print your name on the top of this test? Yes/No
_____
300
Cheers
Cliff
[This message has been edited by IonMan (edited 05-13-2003).]
philly collar
05-14-2003, 04:53 PM
Hey Cliff thats a tough test Im almost done but Im having trouble with question #9 :D
:round: Morgan
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ACDF C6/C7 donner bone and no hardware.
03/03/03
:round: Morgan
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ACDF C6/C7 donner bone and no hardware.
03/03/03
winged phantom
05-15-2003, 01:26 AM
Hey Morgan! Good to see you back after so long! You just sort of disappeared, but I knew you were headed back to work. I'm glad everything seems to be working out and that your head or your arm haven't fallen off yet! lol
wr :wave:
wr :wave: