, P&S, So No... Oh! Emergency Surgery For You!
Continuation of P&S, So No Soup For You!...
The following fictional events are based upon true lies. I cannot be sued for writing hypothetical data. Any resemblance to actual fact is coincidental and unintentional. Thank you.
Since P&S, So No Soup For You! Our hero joined Frodo the Hobit and was operated on in an emergency basis by a neurosurgeon who fused three levels in our hero's neck and our hero is feeling better already - well enough to continue questing with Frodo the Hobit.
Our hero saw Gollum, and his buddy, the AME, post-surgery. Gollum's buddy, the AME, leaned heavily on the fact that he did not examine our hero at his worst condition, and then cast a magic spell that said it must be determined if the condition is pre-existing and was brought into the sunshine by an event, caused in any way by the hero's work, or entirely the hero's own body just crapping out because it was time and the stress of slaying dragons. Gollum's buddy leans heavily on the x-rays taken by his elves that day, and seemingly treats MRI studies like a bad Star Trek Convention. It is all in the BONES and what he and Gollum can see in the BONES.
Our hero no longer cares for or likes Gollum's buddy, or the friends called "osteos." Osteos apparently are visually impaired and cannot acknowledge neuro damage that is taken into consideration by neuros after detailed MRI series are done. Osteos feel it is a good day for Neuros to die, to quote the Klingon race.
Osteos also state they will complete their mystic scroll reports in a few days, when our hero knows very well that you won't get anything from middle earth for at least a month. Our hero, along with Frodo, the hobbit, prefers oreos and milk to Osteos any day of the year, and is now stuck in the Fairies WC system of middle earth ... again. Not the end.
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