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Old 04-14-2005, 02:10 PM   #1
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Talking Okay, I have decided we all need.....

Okay, I have decided we all need.....

1. Merry Maids to clean our houses.
2. A full time massage therapist
3. Chauffeurs to drive us around.
4. Hairdresser's to do our hair
5. Chef's to cook for us.
6. Dr's on call for us at anytime....


who wants to add to the list???????????

 
Old 04-14-2005, 06:02 PM   #2
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Re: Okay, I have decided we all need.....

Someone to mow our lawn and keep up our gardens!!!!!!!

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Old 04-14-2005, 06:18 PM   #3
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Re: Okay, I have decided we all need.....

doctors who will provide "adequate" pain relief whenever we need it, not this sissy lortab stuff! Give me some "real" pain pills!!

 
Old 04-14-2005, 06:25 PM   #4
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Re: Okay, I have decided we all need.....

Bionic,


I love it! This thread just makes the day.

Hope you are having a good week.

 
Old 04-14-2005, 07:28 PM   #5
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Re: Okay, I have decided we all need.....

Change that Merry Maid entry to the service that send out cuties with nice tushes (male). If I am going to pay $40 an hour, I want something nice too gaze at while they work.

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Old 04-15-2005, 12:07 AM   #6
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Re: Okay, I have decided we all need.....

DONE Betty

Chippen Dale Servants for all!!

 
Old 04-15-2005, 05:35 AM   #7
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Re: Okay, I have decided we all need.....

What? You mean you guys don't have all that???? LOL

 
Old 04-15-2005, 06:59 AM   #8
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Re: Okay, I have decided we all need.....

I want the massage therapist to be Chip N Dales......
They can draw our baths as well...and do our gardens and lawns!!!
Okay...too much estrogen in here for all the men out there....guess they can replace the Chip N Dales with Hooters women...huh men?
I just want to make one great wish for today....FRIDAY APRIL 15, 2005!
That everyone on this board have some sort of pain relief in some way or another in the next 24 hours! God Bless Everyone

 
Old 04-15-2005, 10:01 AM   #9
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Re: Okay, I have decided we all need.....

I think we all need our very own hot tub. I so miss being able to get down into a nice hot bubbly bath.

 
Old 04-15-2005, 12:07 PM   #10
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Re: Okay, I have decided we all need.....

Add someone to put on our socks or better yet, tie our shoe laces so we can wear something besides slip ons...

Someone to take a walk with us..

Someone to shave our legs and rub lotion on. And give foot massages every day (therapist said that was needed).

Someone to pick up the soap we drop in the shower that is too slippery for the grabber to grasp.

Someone to take me to the store right now to buy a raised toilet seat, padded, so I can try to sit, drive the car, and get out of this d med house!

 
Old 04-16-2005, 04:21 PM   #11
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Re: Okay, I have decided we all need.....

[QUOTE=BionicWitch]DONE Betty

Chippen Dale Servants for all!![/QUOTE]


Thanks bionic

My husband came home from work today, did all of the housework, yard work, and then after his shower, I got a foot massage!!!!

Must have been mental telepathy at work. Oh, and by the way, it was done in nothing but a towel. Things are already beginning to look up, if you know what I mean.

take care,

 
Old 04-17-2005, 03:13 AM   #12
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Re: Okay, I have decided we all need.....

OK,

This one made me laugh while drinking my coffee and I almost choked - LOL
I envisioned him doing the yard work in the towel
Wow ~!

Things ARE improving on your home front!

GLAD things are looking up for you
Bionic

 
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