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Old 02-04-2005, 02:59 AM   #1
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Talking pure humor (not BP)

I had to share this with my friends.

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the
local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my
husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very
embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you.
I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will
motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a
good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing
this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the
ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the
hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr.
Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is
your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards
Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr.
Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not
notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few
motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her
husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore
him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that
doggone thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half
and shove it up your ***!"

"Amen," replied the congregation
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Re: pure humor (not BP)

thanks guys i sure needed that laugh and pick up this morning..
Thats why i come here

 
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Re: pure humor (not BP)

Thanks Mudhound, lol, lol, lol !!!!

 
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Re: pure humor (not BP)

Mud,

Now that I'm up off the floor from laughing...Who says that has nothing to do with bp. Sure picked up my day .

Love,

Jamie

 
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