NO_FEAR

Hi everyone

im 22 and my stomachs being growling/rumbling since i was 15. It growls through out the whole dam day it crazy, even right after i eat it still growls. Sometimes It will growl, rumble make all kinds of noises i lie to you not, just about ever 2 to 5 minutes for hours on end. Thats my main problem but i also have a slight problem being constipated sometimes. My stomach nosies have caused so many social problems its crazy, not being able to lay down with a girl without being scared my stomach will growl,or any other quite situation you can think of. All the doctors i see say i have IBS, theres no way to stop the rumbling nosies, and i feel like they dont take it Serious, but i bet if they had a rumbling stomach all day they would take it very seriously hun! So i need your guys help and info to try to silence the beast. Here is a list of the things i have tried and what they have done for me, PLZ if you have beat this problem or suppressed it somehow let me know thanks again.

1)Metamucil/citracel= the fiber helped my constpation a little but not the nosies(on and off for the last 5 years about 6 to 8 months constant)
2)Digestive enymes=first 3 days i took them my stomach made no nosies, but on day 4, back to same old nosies, (discontionued after 5 weeks )
3)Calcuim=didnt help much with nosies but made my constipation a little worse (tried 600caltrate and 1200mg name brand for 4 weeks)
4)Prozac=to help relive my stressfull stomach and life (didnt work)
5)Eating meals on a reguarl time basis through out the day= (nothing)
6)Tried every med that my 3 different Kaiser doctors prescribed for me, that they thought that might help me (about 5 or 6 different ones, NOTHING)
7)Probotic= called primal defense has helped a little with the nosies nothing drastic (on them for the last 5 days, to eairly to tell)
8)Im not lactose or fructose intolerante(tried cutting them out for weeks each,(made no difference)
9)I dont swallow air (aerophagia)

There you have it the list that kills me to see that all this, and yet no solution to my problem, on the flip side mybe i'll find a beautiful girl on this site who has the same problem as me, we can fall in love , and grow old together lol jk Thanks till we meet again!