Haha, that's ok
My bowels are fine (thankfully!) but I know with lactose intolerance, diarrhoea is often mentionned along with bloating and "flatulence" (seems to be a formal medical term for wind).
I've had stomach issues for about 2 years now, with no answers from my doctors. But it's been upper GI issues, bowels seem ok. I have a wheat intolerance, and it seems maybe a very slight lactose sensitivity. Looking back over the ingredients, ice cream is loaded with extra lactose, having 2 bowl fulls of the stuff was not really sensible! :/
I'm hoping it passes soon, although I've had worse problems than bloating before. I bought some lactase enzyme pills but not sure how much they help. Lactaid doesn't seem to be available over here without ordering online, and I was too impatient (it's also quite scary how expensive it is!)