cantell

anybody want to add to this list of brain fogs funny stuff?



You know you have FMS when getting lucky means you found your car in the wal-Mart parking lot.

You know you have FMS when you go to make toast and nothing happens. You've plugged in the can opener.

You know you have FMS when you say to your Husband, "Good morning, John"...and his name is NOT JOHN!

You know you have FMS when you can't finish a conversation, because you don't remember what you were talking about.

The words "That thingy" is your favorite new words because you can not remember what that thingy is called.

You know you have FMS when you put the coffee pot in the microwave and your cold coffee cup into the coffee maker.

You know you have FMS when you read 100 e-mails from your online support group, then realize you're in the trash folder.

You know you have FMS when it takes you 4 or 5 try's and the whole day to finish one load of laundry

You know you have FMS when you can not for the life of you remember your zip code much less your age.