Originally Posted by abbygirl2
Whats the difference between nuclear stress test and the regular stress test?
Well, in the Nuclear Stress Test, they strap you onto a reclaimed Russian Nuclear Warhead. They paint your toenails with flourescent nail varnish and then place you in a blacklit room. You are then forced to listen to bad disco from the 70's. If you glow, you pass the test.
In the Regular Stress Test, they strap you into your teenage son's unmade bed, with his three-week old socks and force you to listen to rap music. If your son's socks glow, you past the test.