Next time you go to the Mall, be prepared. When a Novartis (Diovan) representative starts coming at you with his BP tester, pull a crucifix from your back pocket and hold it in his face...he will recoil in horror.
It works for the Scientology people with their e-meters as well.
(And who ever said the Malls were safe?
I only talk to the people who give me candy...I guess something was remiss with my upbringing.