Big Bear,
Look in your phone book under 'AIDS & AIDS TESTING' or something like that. There should be an ad for Anonymous testing with a 1-2day turn around time. If it's the same place I have gone through it's very, very anonymous.
It works like this:
You call the number, tell them where you live.
They will give you the names of the clinics in the area that do the testing for them.
You give them a name, ANY NAME at all to file your test under.
You overnight them a money order for the amount of the test.
You call back in 2 days for the results.
They take credit cards too.
End Result: Very fast and Very anonymous.
I've used this service after having to schedule a doctor's office visit to hear my test results. They don't do it over the phone here in Washington.
Good Luck,
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