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Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could
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> barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to
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> an itersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through.
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> Ruth, in the passenger seat, thought to herself, "I must be
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> losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light."
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> After a few more minutes they came to another intersection. The
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> light was red and, again, they went right through.
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> This time, Ruth was almost sure that the light had been red, but was
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> also concerned that she might be seeing things.
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> She was getting nervous and decided to pay closer attention.
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> At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red, and
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> they blew right through it. She turned to the driver and said,
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> "Mildred! Did you know that you ran through three red lights in a row?
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> You could have killed us!"
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> Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh Shi*! Am I driving?"