Re: OK...I'm finally admitting I'm a complete dork.
Hi KeyLyme. I am sorry about this.
Since the baths bother you so much, why not try a foot bath? You add one tablespoon of mustard powder and one teaspoon of cayenne pepper to a warm basin of water and soak your feet for about 20 miutes. It can help to use a dry skin brush and brush them in a circular motion before soaking them.
If you want to try the baths again, why not read, watch tv, or listen to music while taking it so you are somewhat distracted? Try doing them a few minutes at a time and add more if you can tolerate them.