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Old 03-29-2004, 06:05 AM   #1
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Lament of a Menopausal Woman

My hair is falling out.
My tummy sticks out.
And I haven't seen my toes in years.

Sex is out I lament with a pout,
haven't felt THAT way in years!



Ladies feel free to add a line lets see what we get.
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Old 03-29-2004, 08:45 AM   #2
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Re: Lament of a Menopausal Woman

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Originally Posted by i need a name
My hair is falling out.
My tummy sticks out.
And I haven't seen my toes in years.

Sex is out I lament with a pout,
haven't felt THAT way in years!



Ladies feel free to add a line lets see what we get.
Cute idea! Here goes...

I have hair on my face,
Lines I can't erase
And I sweat while others freeze.
Those cute little dimples in my cheeks disappeared
Only to return in my knees!

 
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Re: Lament of a Menopausal Woman

I sit and I think,
Has it really been a week?
And where did I put my keys!
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Old 03-29-2004, 03:01 PM   #4
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Re: Lament of a Menopausal Woman

people look at me and stare
at the lady walking with long grey hair
who has no zip
where she used to skip
and I'm red faced most of the time.

I sprout some hairs on my chinny chin chin
thank goodness they are grey
I wish I my arms were longer so
I could pull them out like hay.

Bonnie

P.S. (pull out the hairs not my arms hahah)

Last edited by BonBe; 03-29-2004 at 03:02 PM.

 
Old 04-17-2004, 11:31 PM   #5
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Talking Re: Lament of a Menopausal Woman

ok, i found you, and i'll play:

here i am with TD,
and an urgent need to pee,
and hair grows where it shouldn't,
and no desire (well, i wouldn't
take it personally, if i were you) ...
and i'm hunched, and bunched, and feeling weak --
tell me, just when did i peak?

i try to get strong, i try this trend or latest "insight-
ful" thing; i get along, but still ... (if i'd had any foresight
in my youth, i'd have discovered some kind of truth --
don't abuse that body! it's a fragile melody!)
i totter and fall, and i've no balance at all,
will i ever not limp? i'm a gimp! phooey!

i not aging!! i'm raging!! -- at sixty? -- i can't be!!
not me!! phooey!
i have much left to do, much to see, a grandchild to meet!
i repeat, i repeat -- not me!!

so get well, you old thing, you have work yet to do,
and life to pursue ...
i repeat, i repeat -- not me!!

but phooey!, just the same ...

jb

WHAT a good idea, bonbe!!
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