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Old 08-12-2004, 01:55 PM   #1
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"ESTROGEN ISSUES"
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 1- 800-"
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space."
8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus.
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

 
Old 08-12-2004, 02:18 PM   #2
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Re: estrogen

Quote:
Originally Posted by jacqbu
"ESTROGEN ISSUES"
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 1- 800-"
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space."
8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus.
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

LOL So cute, so right!

 
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Old 08-12-2004, 02:46 PM   #3
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Re: estrogen

You hit the nail on the head with this one! Everything you said is so true. Sad, isn't it?

 
Old 08-12-2004, 04:45 PM   #4
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Re: estrogen

LOL!!!! I love it!

Actually, about an hour before I read 10 ways, my husband came home from work and was talking about someone else that came in to his work and talked about losing weight. The guy had lost 65 pounds etc.....
Then he said to me, he knows that I don't eat much so I must be eating the wrong things.
Needless to say, he isn't full of support.
I went for an annual mammogram this morning and at that moment right after he said that to me, I got to thinking, ya know I wonder how he would feel if he had to have the jewels smashed in both directions. Maybe he would start seeing things differently.

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Old 08-12-2004, 05:28 PM   #5
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I went for an annual mammogram this morning and at that moment right after he said that to me, I got to thinking, ya know I wonder how he would feel if he had to have the jewels smashed in both directions. Maybe he would start seeing things differently.
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ROFL

 
Old 08-12-2004, 07:58 PM   #6
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Re: estrogen

ROFL....sad but true how much I can relate to this!!! Thanx for the belly laughs!!
Conni
(who has hid the bat because she doesn't want to go to the big house!!! hehehehehe)

 
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