A little humor - Multiple Sclerosis Message Board

duttin · 06-02-2007, 07:28 PM

This was given to me by a friend who has ms:

The husband had just finished reading a book entitled "YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE"

He stormed into the kitchen and announced to his wife: "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is LAW.

You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight,and when I'm finished eating my meal,you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.

After dinner,you are going upstairs with me and will have the kind of sex that I want.Afterwards,you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax.You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.Then you will massage my feet and hands.

Then tomorrow,guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

The wife replied."THE FLIPPIN FUNERAL DIRECTOR WOULD BE MY FIRST GUESS.

Gentleman hopefully I did not affend you!!!

Seems like so many of us has had such crappy weeks with the heat ,symptoms,relapses,this whole disease and the DX many are going through that I'd throw a little humor in.

shellymay · 06-02-2007, 08:47 PM

nuffs3,

That is sooooo funny!!! I really like it because I am going to school to be a funeral director and we have been building our funeral home for the past year and it will be opening in July. So, your little humor really hit home!!! It was great!!!

Michelle

duttin · 06-02-2007, 09:38 PM

I hope this isn't a real book,cause you'll be mighty busy!!!!!!!!!

julie10 · 06-03-2007, 09:18 AM

Too funny

!!!

cjn · 06-03-2007, 11:37 AM

My DH must have read this befor the dx LOL..I'm lucky or he is cause if he asked me to dress him and comb his hair he might be sitting in a hot seat, haha, I run with scizzors in my hand too.

Here's our lunch conversation:

Me: What do you want for dinner tonight babe?
Him: Don't matter hon, what do you want?
Me: I don't care, whatever you want.
Him: Perrogies sound good, what do you think?
Me: Yeah, Ok, you want Perrogies, ok
Him: I'll make them if you want...
Me: Ok, I'll take the sausage out of the freezer for you, bye honey..have a nice day.

I admit though, I have the best man on this earth to be my other half...he really does help me a lot around the house, I'm so lucky and thankful for that.