Re: My list of obsessions/compulsions (hooray!)
I know right? It's ridiculous that people don't notice. I've got this phobia of mirrors, because of all the scary movies stuff. I'm afraid that the mirror-person will do something while I'm not looking. (Even though it's not rational :P) So, what I do is I smile and wave at the mirrors, because that way I'm being nice to them and they won't want to kill me. Stupid right? xD I find it hilarious. Anyway, you know what happens in the public bathroom? This is a humorous summary:
Me: "Hullo mirror-self, how are you today?"
Mirror: *Repeats action*
General Public: "I am not noticing anything, even though it's quite obvious that something is no right."
Me: "It is quite obvious, isn't it?"
General Public: "Oh, I wouldn't know. I'm not noticing anything, remember?" ;)
Me: "Oh, you!" x3 *punches shoulder in friendly way*
I also do this with strangers xD
Me: "Oh, hullo stranger on the street who could potentially assault me! I will smile and wave at you so you will hopefully look for someone who isn't as friendly as me to assault. Oh, and if you're not an assaulter, hullo!" :)
Potential Assaulter: "Oh, no problem my dear. I was going to assault you, but you're just so nice I will let you pass along."
Me: "Oh how flattering, thank-you for not hurting me!" :D
Not-So-Potential-But-Actually-Is-An-Assaulter: "Anytime now. If you ever need to not be assaulted by me, just give me a call." :) *gives phone-number*
Me: "Will do! Thanks again."
N.S.P.B.A.I.A.A.: "You're welcome!"
*a few seconds later*
Me: *calls assaulter*
(You can probably guess the rest.)
That's my life xD
I hope I made you laugh.
"Fools are those who think thy are wise and wise are those who know they are fools."
Last edited by Jabuticaba; 08-01-2012 at 07:50 PM.
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