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Old 11-02-2002, 08:04 AM   #1
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THE INTERPRETERS GUIDE TO DOCTOR SPEAK....

The doctor says...
I'd like to run a few more tests.
The doctor means...
I want the sunroof option for my new sports car.

The doctor says...
I'd like you to see a specialist.
The doctor means...
I have absolutely no idea what's wrong with you.

The doctor says...
Bend Over.
The doctor means...
Bend Over. (Hey, some things are bad enough without some deeper meaning!)

The doctor says...
Please make a follow up appointment.
The doctor means...
I'd also like the CD player with the 5 disc changer.

The doctor says...
The nurse will take over from here.
The doctor means...
I'm late for my tee off time.

The doctor says...
I have good news and bad news.
The doctor means...
I have bad news.

The doctor says...
You'll feel some slight discomfort.
The doctor means...
This is going to hurt like hell.

The doctor says..
Hmm...that's interesting
The doctor means...
What the heck is THAT thing?

The doctor says...
Any history of medical problems in your family?
The doctor means...
Can I blame genetics in case I screw up?

The doctor says...
This is a highly treatable disease.
The doctor means...
How much insurance are you carrying?

Hope everyone enjoyed and got a laugh out of this!!

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Old 11-02-2002, 08:29 AM   #2
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Lol. At least you speak the truth.

 
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Old 11-02-2002, 10:48 AM   #3
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LoL. Too funny.
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Old 11-02-2002, 12:41 PM   #4
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LOL!

Too funny and too right!


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Old 11-02-2002, 03:20 PM   #5
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I just love it.

 
Old 11-02-2002, 03:43 PM   #6
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Those were too cute!! Thanks for posting them!!

 
Old 11-02-2002, 08:40 PM   #7
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The doctor says...
I'd like you to see a specialist.
The doctor means...
I have absolutely no idea what's wrong with you.

For me it's more like, the specialist has no idea either.

The doctor says...
You'll feel some slight discomfort.
The doctor means...
This is going to hurt like hell.

hahaha so true, so true. I know when they say that I'd better shut my eyes, take a deep breath and count to 20.


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Old 11-03-2002, 08:21 AM   #8
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Thanks for sharing this! LOL
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