Slambone

I just got a call that I failed my hair test. I'm a heavy herb smoker and light other chemical user. My hair is about one and a half inches long. This was a good job so I spent some serious money trying to pass this thing. This is my story.
When I first found I was going to be given a hair test, I had a couple of days, and I had Jammar Labs send me their Two Steps A'Head product. I washed my hair the day before the test about ten time with vinegar and Nexxus Aloe Rid. When the package with Two Steps A'Head arrived, I followed the directions and heated my head with a hair dryer. The next day I did the same and took the test.
Well, it turns out, they didn't take enouph hair. After a little research, I found some Two Steps A'Head failures and so, I bought, what I thought was the best stuff, the All Toxin Follicle Cleanse, with the Koko Pelli & Spike Test'in Shampoo. Again, I bought the Nexxus Aloe Rid treatment, washed my hair with vinegar and Aloe Rid and when the All Toxin Follicle Cleanse arrived, followed the direction. This time they took a big chunk of my hair.
And, as the story ends, and I continue looking for a job (I have a couple of good prospects luckily), I failed the hair test. The only way to beat a hair test is not to use.