Originally Posted by twentyseven
How could you get your elbow in your ear?
You proceed to put your elbow in your ear right after your attempt to lick off the accidental ketchup that ended up on the end of the elbow.
Go ahead and have a youngster try it. Dab a touch of ketchup to his/her elbow, and instruct them to lick it off.
Loads of fun!
(pssst: it is IMPOSSIBLE to either lick your elbow, or place your elbow on your ear!)