This is kind of an odd post, but were any of you parents when you were kids the kind that would try to get revenge if you were punished? Or maybe if you are raising kids now that seem to plot against you? In other words, are there any rebels in the house?!
I myself was one of those kids...I believed since the first day I heard it (about 5 years old) that if you get bitten you need to bite back, or any of those other phrases that tell you to give it back to them, even if they are parents. They punished me (very few times, though), and I got them back for it too! Maybe not too conspicuously, but I would do something like hide the keys or my mom's contact solution and then put it back after they search for hours to mess with them.
Ohh those were the days. But people now know better than to mess with me. Please share your stories!
Dark Stranger - lifelong rebel