| | Growth SPURTS!
My belly will now have inscriptedo n it the letters USS as in USS BEACHED WHALE!!!! Holy crap!!!
I have told people that I do REALLY and seriously think I grow hourly!! BUT THEN, those people confirm it, SERIOUSLY, TOO!!! It's true folks. Remember Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory? Violet started blowing up from the candy she ate....."Violet..you're turning violet, VIOLET!" So it's like, "Fatty...you're getting fatter..Fatty"!!!
I look like I did at 8 months along with baby # 1 and I am only 6!! Okay 6 1/2...lets not make this worse huh? Maybe I should lie and say I am 8 months and in a few months say that he is just really overdue.....uh no...won't work.
It's A Boy!!
Expected August 2, 2003