Thank you for the replies.
Yeah, I was kinda relieved at the first response, and (chuckle) it is kinda... 'comical' I guess is a good word, but it truly could be something indicative of something more impacting. So to speak. And I have been having off- I guess 'bowel"? symptoms lately. Like this REALLY sharp cramping feeling, close to the business area, (but most definitely up inside a few inches) almost like that normal sort of "caterpillaring" that your bowels do when it's time to 'evacuate'- that feeling that lets you know it's sort of 'go time'. Kind of a swallowing process, but in reverse. (Ex-glutition?) But when the muscular 'tube-sqeezing' process hits a certain point- aye-chi-huahua! Nearly dropped me to my knees in Gander Mountain a few weeks back. It's stopped hurting as much, but it's kinda still there. may be unrelated to my unbearably gross dermatological issue, but you never know.
I probably need a butt scoping. sigmoid-something... no- colonoscopy. anyway. I'm 45, male, eat a lot of beef, probably should just go have it done.
Argh. Not into that at all. Can't even stand the prostate exam. Porbably need to get over it and cowboy-up.
Last edited by OhGeeze; 03-01-2009 at 07:35 AM.
Reason: Just too gross. But thank you for all of the help!