Originally Posted by Gemi
How long have you been dating? Reasons why a guy might have knee highs in his posession: 1. he's a cross dresser 2. he plans to rob a bank sometime soon 3. former gf left them behind 4. for halloween 5. he's in the medical prof. or on his feet a lot and wears support hose to help increase circulation 6. uses them to tie up his tomato plants in the summer 7. he's dating other girls who don't like wearing there knee highs while visiting him 8. he's saving them for good luck...
HeeHee!! This is like Letterman's lists!!
Top Eight Reasons Why NOT To Continue Dating a Guy With Knee-Highs in His Possession:
1. Cross-dressers are scary (and NOT sexy)
2. Bank Robbers are scary (and NOT sexy)
3. Packrats are scary (If Fmr. GF left them behind...I mean..WHY keep them?!?!)
4. It is 6 months AFTER Halloween and 5 months BEFORE Halloween....Better hope he's REALLY early or REALLY late! lol
5. Men who wear pantyhose are scary (and NOT sexy)--how do KNEE highs increase circulation?? They cut OFF my circulation! lol
6. There are other ways to tie up tomato plants....AND ex-girlfriends. (there we go again with the scary)
7. So he's keeping knee highs at his house just in case they change their minds....hmm.....(I know..I know..I got the reference!!)
8. NORMAL "tokens" of good luck: Four-leaf clovers, rabbits' feet, lucky coin, horseshoe above a door....um, Nope! Didn't see PantyHose in there!!