First of all, McGraw is not my real last name. I just used that in the title because I thought it kind of fit. Its really from an old cartoon about a fast shooting horse. Anyway, my problem is this: I feel a real strong bond with my boyfriend (DaveW for sake of anonymity). He's cute, makes decent amount of money, is nearly as tall as me and not overweight. Everything is great except for (gulp) he can't seem to last for more than a few minutes. Actually, usually less than one. He seems satisfied and happy and I can't bring myself to ask him about it.
Twice last month, he was done before the opening theme to The Evening News was over and he entered me after it had started. Once I acted like I didn't notice and kept riding him like there was no tomorrow, hoping against hope that he would get rigid again. No dice. He fell out. What was worse, was after that he looked into my eyes with this kind of 'cocky' smirk and raised his eyebrows as if to say "There you go, Baby. I'll bet you won't soon forget that!"