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Old 06-21-2003, 09:50 PM   #1
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Post I can't have sex on beds.

So recently i was worried about my penis going limp while i was fornicating with my girlfriend. It turns out, my bed hates people having sex on it and it makes my penis limp. The floor works MUCH better. I love the floor. It is a delight. So to all you guys who say you go limp, try the floor or the kitchen table or any surface that doesn't spring too much. The floor made my day!

 
Old 06-22-2003, 12:25 AM   #2
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teehee that just sounds funny.Your bed hates people having sex on it?

 
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Old 06-22-2003, 11:11 AM   #3
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You might want to get a different bed?

 
Old 06-22-2003, 05:58 PM   #4
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You could put a hard wood floor or a carpeted floor on top of your bed

Then you would have the best of both worlds.

Or you could floor half the bed for sex and sleep on the other half

 
Old 06-28-2003, 01:54 PM   #5
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I would call in a priest and have the bed exorcised. Or a witch doctor to drive away the evil spirits. Then again I am sure there is a crystal out that will do the same.

 
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