So recently i was worried about my penis going limp while i was fornicating with my girlfriend. It turns out, my bed hates people having sex on it and it makes my penis limp. The floor works MUCH better. I love the floor. It is a delight. So to all you guys who say you go limp, try the floor or the kitchen table or any surface that doesn't spring too much. The floor made my day!
I would call in a priest and have the bed exorcised. Or a witch doctor to drive away the evil spirits. Then again I am sure there is a crystal out that will do the same.
I can't have sex on beds. 
