What do guys want to hear? - Sexual Health - Men Message Board

uniquejustlikeeveryoneels · 10-05-2003, 10:28 PM

I saw a similar post on another board and thought I'd ask the same question here.

When your having sex,what noises do you want to hear?

DO you get nervous when the girl doesnt say anything for a while?

Whats a good thing to do to a guy when your makin out that would totally turn him on?

Thanks in advance for the replies..

Ben There · 10-06-2003, 03:10 AM

Smart-alec replies might be listed as:

A) Anything BUT the voice of YOUR "ex" and/or the "action" of a 12-gauge...

B) Not as long as you're still breathing...

C) Let him know the test results were negative and/or that your kids are with your "ex" for the evening...

More seriously (sorry, I couldn't resist)...

A) Any NON-FAKE sound of immense PLEASURE... ie... "sincere moaning" and beyond !!!

B) Feedback is nice, but moaning gets the message across (see part "A", above)... Discussion of recombinent DNA research might be best post-poned...

C) Sincere feedback indicating that HE is contributing to YOUR pleasure INTENSELY !!! Don't embellish or compare him to a gorilla (which are minutely endowed, by the way)...

That's it, I hope you got a chuckle, along with some very "sincere feedback" (although they do restrict actual moaning on these strands).

Ben There

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JDinCA · 10-09-2003, 12:56 AM

A good thing to do? Have fun having sex!

A good thing to say? Anything...LOL! But if it has anything to do with how huge and fat "it" is and how it's everything you like and need "it" to be are big pluses! http://www.healthboards.com/ubb/wow.gif

The only name not taken · 10-10-2003, 07:12 AM

As JDin said. Anything to make him feel he's going the job right. Extremely Right!