OK, so here goes the story...
About a month ago I had a lap dance. During the lap dance I passed my hand over the girls vagina (didn't introduce my fingers), and sucked her breasts. I also touched her breasts, so my fear is that some vaginal fluids passed from my hand to her breasts, and then into my mouth. I also had a canker sore at the time. I didn't touch her vagina much, and don't remember feeling it wet.
About 5 days later I got a sore throat. Very mild, but the throat was very red and I had some small bumps at the back of my tongue. Went to a doctor who gave me an antibiotic and anti-inflamatory. Said it was a bacterial infection, very common at this time of year. 2 days later I went back because I had a couple of abrasions on my palate. The doctor said it was a reaction and took away the antibiotic.
So far it's been 3 weeks and I still have the sore throat. 5 days ago I started feeling my testicles very tender, and sometimes they hurt a little. I went to a urologist and he checked me and told me it was probably an excess of semen (for not having a very active sexual life
...). Today the testicles are feeling a little better.
All of these doctors have told me that it's not likely that I got any disease from my encounter with the stripper. I hope they're right. Anyway, I've been reading and found out that a sore throat and tender testicles may be a symptom of chlamydia and/or gonorrhea.
So on to the questions:
1. What do you think, any chance that I got any STD?
2. Do symptoms of chlamydia and gonorreha all come at the same time?
3. I'll probably test for chlamydia and gonorrhea anyway, but the tests here are quite expensive (about 90 dollars for both of them). Any other STD I should be worried about?