LOL, thanks. No, it's won't directly clear the eustacian tubes, but it will help keep the nasal passages open so that you don't get congested and backed up. Do you have problems with your ears getting plugged up? Try drinking lots of fluids to keep the mucus loose. Run a cool mist vaporiser in the bedroom to help keep the humidity level up. All these things will help. But if you have narror eutascian tubes, not much will help keep them open one way or another no matter what you do if you are prone to getting congested.....