IonMan

Got these from a friend of mine today.
Some are too funny.

INTAXICATION: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
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REINTARNATION: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. (this be the 'Delta' factor)
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BOZONE (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The Bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
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CASHTRATION (n.): The act of buying a house which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
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GIRAFFITI: Vandalism spray painted very, very high.
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SARCHASM: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
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INOCULATTE: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
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HIPATITUS: Terminal coolness.
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OSTEOPORNOSIS: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
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KARMAGEDDON: It's like when everybody is sending out these really bad vibes right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like a serious bummer?
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DECAFLON: (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
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GLIBIDO: All talk and no action.
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DOPELER EFFECT: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
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ARACHNOLEPTIC fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
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BEELZEBUG (n.): ***** in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 in the morning and annot be cast out.
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CATERPALLOR (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.
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IGNORANUS: A person who's both stupid and an assh@le.


[This message has been edited by IonMan (edited 05-09-2003).]

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