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Old 05-08-2003, 06:57 PM   #1
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Just wanted to pass on a smile.......especially for my strong Canadian gals.......you know who you are!!!

Three men were traveling in Europe and happened to meet at a bar in London. One man was from England, one from France & one from Canada. They got acquainted & started talking about their problems with their wives.
The guy from England began by saying: "I told my wife in no uncertain terms that from now on she would have to do her own cooking. Well - the first day after
I told her, I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But on the third day when I came home from work, the table was set, a wonderful dinner was prepared with wine and even desert."

Then the man from France spoke up: " I sat my wife down
& told her, that from now on she would have to do her own shopping, & also do the cleaning. The first day I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But on the third day when I came home, the whole house was spotless, & in the pantry the shelves were filled with groceries."

The fellow from Canada was married to an enlightened woman from Ontario. (of course)!! He sat up straight on the bar stool, pushed out his chest & said: "I gave my wife a stern look & told her, that from now on she would have to do the cooking, shopping & housecleaning.
Well, the first day I saw nothing. The second day I still saw nothing. But on the third day, I could see a little bit out of my left eye"..........

Ha Ha !!!!!
with a smile, Catherine

 
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Loved that one. Thanks.
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Ain't that the truth, I went out with a Canadian Gal for a while, so I know!! LOL
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HAHAHA
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01/27/03 Cervical MRI:

C3-C6 straightening of normal cervical curvature.
C2-T1 mild central spondylosis without significant stenosis.
C3-C4 broad-based spondylosis and bulging with mild to moderate flattening of the anterior epidural space.
C4-C5 broad-based spondylosis and bulging eccentric to the left with mild to moderate compression upon the anterior epidural space.
C5-C6 spondylosis with a broad-based protrusion with moderate compression of the anterior epidural space.
C6-C7 mild central spondylosis and a small midline protrusion with minimal flattening of the anterior epidural space.

03/28/03 Myelogram/CT.

04/02/03 Lumbar MRI:
bulging disc L4-L5, DDD.

04/24/03 Brain MRI.

05/16/03 Nerve Conduction Studies.

 
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That was great!!
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