 More Chuckles!
If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for
> six months. I could deal with that.
>
> Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could
> deal with that, too.
>
> If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone
> who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
>
> Your husband expects you to growl when you wake up. He expects you to
> have hairy legs and excess body fat.
>
> I wish I was a bear.
>
>
The new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at
the door. He took out a card, wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10."
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.
Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock."
Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."
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-Born a premie in 1964-8 wks early
-C-section 1990, 1992, & 1995
-Shoulder pain since 2000
-C4-C5 bone spurs causing central canal stenosis. Annular tear.
-C5-C6 mild narrowing of canal.
-C6-C7 disc bone spur and annular tear.
-C7-T1 bone spur and annular tear.
-No surgery;I'm not bad enough yet!
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