awwww...cheer up buttercup

You have lot's of "opportunities" going for you. I mean hell, you got the Cervie people gig to work on, you have that calendar job and now you have a future in hair coloring. You're going to be fine. You can mow my lawn anytime you want to, but I don't think that's a good idea. It might hurt you. Maybe you should be the guy that keeps an eye on me to make sure I stay out of trouble and don't shoot anyone accidentally or burn my house down

I have another good idea, maybe you can work as a consultant for 3rd Watch...my personal favorite TV show.
P.S....quit calling me mean. I'm nice, just bored out of my mind. That makes me mischevious