well...violence is not ALWAYS the answer, but in this case...here you go:
-Your trailer park called...they want their trash back
-I'll try being taller... If you try being smarter.
-Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself.
-Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
-Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
most of these are corny, but you asked for it!
Try not to let these people get to you...are they really your friends if they make fun of you this way? think about that