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Old 03-12-2004, 06:29 PM   #1
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short

wondering if anyone new some good comebacks to short jokes.


I am not the shortest kid around but my friends are all taller and they like to make short jokes

yea some frinds right but got any?

 
Old 03-12-2004, 06:33 PM   #2
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Re: short

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Originally Posted by george7
wondering if anyone new some good comebacks to short jokes.


I am not the shortest kid around but my friends are all taller and they like to make short jokes

yea some frinds right but got any?

your so short i can see the top of ur head and it aint pretty...

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Old 03-12-2004, 07:11 PM   #3
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Re: short

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your so short i can see the top of ur head and it aint pretty...
He said comebacks! Just pick out something about them. Is there something about them that they would be afraid of hearing? Are they fat? Too skinny? Too tall?

I was made fun for being "short" even though most kids were only my heigth or an inch taller. If someone makes fun of me, I slap 'em on the back of the head, but that's not the best way, and I'm not recomending it.

 
Old 03-13-2004, 12:56 PM   #4
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Re: short

Yo Momma's so short she poses for trophies!

Yo Momma's so short you can see her feet on her
drivers licence!

Yo Momma's so short she has to use a ladder to pick
up a dime.

Yo Momma's so short she can play handball on the curb.

Yo Momma's so short she does backflips under the bed.

Yo Momma's so short she can bungee-jump off a curb!

Last edited by eightball61; 03-13-2004 at 12:57 PM.

 
Old 03-13-2004, 02:42 PM   #5
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Re: short

well...violence is not ALWAYS the answer, but in this case...here you go:

-Your trailer park called...they want their trash back
-I'll try being taller... If you try being smarter.
-Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself.
-Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
-Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

most of these are corny, but you asked for it!
Try not to let these people get to you...are they really your friends if they make fun of you this way? think about that
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